TrueBlue3DS (2012-06-24 18:10:44)

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Back from a long time ago, there in the land of Farawayville was a girl named GirlyTeenGirl, aka girl Spongebob. One day, she was SO hungry... she killed herself.

After her funeral, there was a fish named BillyBob and he had loved GirlyTeenGirl more than his own fuzzy feet that were his hands. As he was looking through her drawer for her clothes, he found a book... THE book. It was the fairytale of fairytales, the chocolate frosting on a cake, the Chuck Norris of Farawayville. Billybob named it Noobie. After reading it, he baked a pie. It's flavor was pie flavor, I mean liek duh. The pie had a remote for an eye, and shoppingbags as internal organs. It was a musical pie... still pie flavored.

When Billybob went to the other room to use the bathroom, the pie ran in the outskirts of Farawayville, nomming on bricks and was shouting "Creepy PastaMy mommy peeeeeeeeeeee-" and then got ran over by a pic-axe. Lovely eh? He through up blueberries and bread, and creepy spoons, and and and through himself onto a little guppy, and started eating the little guppy. The guppy cried and screamed "Mommy mommy! A pie is licking my afro!" and then soon died. Five minutes after that moment, Billybob looked around town and asked Mr. Krabs "Have you seen my pie?" Mr. Krabs just nommed on his gold toilet and then was flushed down his solid gilded toilet. Billybob saw his pie drinking salt n' pepper gas. The pie ran away into the famous seaweed farm on the border of Bikini Bottum and Farawayville... and never came back.

Billybob didn't bother searching for his wrecked pie he lost years ago after the funeral of GirlyTeenGirl, so he moved VERY far away, into the penguin icecaps, where he belongs as the retarded looking penguin he is. He baked a new pie and he lost it in the stomach of his friend, Oobie... and never saw his second pie again.

Centuries later, in the heart of Billybob's grave, his soul came out in the form of a trashy hobo-caterpillar-wormish thingy pie and warned the city of Farawayville "Never bake pies like me... you will be nommed on until you taste teh rainbows."

This post has been edited one or more times, the last time was:
2012-08-13 21:52:43

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Cow (2012-06-24 18:42:07)

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CoolApps (2012-06-24 18:59:49)

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TrueBlue3DS (2012-08-13 02:18:33)

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Amazing right?

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Anonymous13 (2012-08-13 03:27:37)

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*nom nom nom* Oh,Im sorry was that your pie? -b

COOL STORY BRO

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TrueBlue3DS (2012-08-13 16:16:57)

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Yes, pie.

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TrueBlue3DS (2012-08-13 17:00:00)

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Thank you. ↑

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TrueBlue3DS (2012-08-13 22:33:05)

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Why? My writing skill is crap compared to my younger sister. It's legit @Alex

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TrueBlue3DS (2012-08-15 20:31:25)

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hopestar56. shes my sis for realz.

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TrueBlue3DS (2012-08-16 15:01:37)

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↑
-above alex-

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TrueBlue3DS (2012-08-17 00:36:11)

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TrueBlue3DS gives Splecki some of BillyBob's pie. --0]

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TrueBlue3DS (2012-08-17 02:10:40)

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Why thank you. It took10 minutes to type.

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TrueBlue3DS (2012-08-21 00:35:31)

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Who would like a pie?

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TrueBlue3DS (2012-08-21 10:57:57)

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Notice: There is an upcoming sequel to this story. Be on the look out.

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TrueBlue3DS (2012-08-28 21:24:48)

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The Pie

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