gamergirl7 (2012-10-28 06:11:38)

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Kid: Where do babies come from?
Me: Well... every new years night, nyan cat flys to all the houses in the world and asks everyone if they want a baby. If they say yes, nyan cat poops out an egg thaf has a baby inside. If they say no, tac nyan comes and distroys their house with expolding waffles.
Kid: O-O

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ultraguy4 (2012-10-29 01:56:47)

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Why Old People Die

When old people are, well, old, they decide that Earth sucks. So they leave Earth. What they don't know is "Heaven" is actually just getting a job as a taste tester in Limbo and "Hell" is more like an exact replica of New Jersey. Zalgo decides where people go depending on whether they look good as an 18 year old or not.

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Drakkrai (2012-10-31 00:31:34)

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Kid: What happens when i get a baby brother or sister
Me:Well when a Mommy and a Daddy love each other they do a thingy called BABYDOVRJBFYFTUGFGDYV its different it looks like the dance that 3DMarioLuigi said then some POPTART STUFFED IN A CAT THAT THROWS UP RAINBOWS POOPS OUT THE BABY BUT THEY HAVE TO DO IT WHEN THEY GO TO THE DOCTOR THEN THE BABYS POP OUT OF THE POOPYHOLE of YOUR MOMMY
Kid: MOMMY DADDY I WANT A BABY!!!

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Drakkrai (2012-11-06 03:22:58)

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Me:Hey kid do you want to know what horny is?
Kid:What?
Me:Horny is when you grow horns then you explode
Kid: O-O

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ultraguy4 (2012-11-06 15:23:26)

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Kid: What's incest?

Dad: When two siblings love each other veeeeery much, they rape the living hell out of each other.

Kid: OuO I'm allowed to do that?

Dad: Sure, why not?

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2012-11-06 15:24:09

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ultraguy4 (2012-11-07 03:54:30)

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I'm dead?


I zombie fap on everyone and their kids.

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BlueThunder (2012-11-07 06:47:45)

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Kid: Dad,Whats a condom?
Dad: Well its like a non inflated balloon.... but for a different purpose.
Kid: Which is?....
Dad: It goes around you penis.
Kid: What does it do?
Dad: Helps it "get bigger"
Kid: O__O

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HSgames (2012-11-08 16:22:13)

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kid: What is rape?
Adult: Well... it's when some dumb GAY teenager has GAY with a lolipop...
Kid:...
Adult: ~~

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2012-11-09 20:14:36

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Cyndaquil123 (2012-12-23 05:47:36)

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kid: how do u use the bathroom

some guy: u put ur head in the tolit water 4 2 hours and die

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3DLuigiMario (2014-02-16 04:18:02)

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Sex is when you have a dinosaur do the dishes

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CodyP2000 (2014-02-16 06:50:08)

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Kid: What is a penis?
Dad: It's the thing you use for women, and to pee.
Kid: What does the penis go in?
Dad: Your mother's hole that you came out of.
Kid: O.O *suicide*

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epicpwner2003 (2014-02-22 16:23:39)

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Kid: What does middle finger mean?
Me: Middle finger means that you're married to a dolphin. Or that you have sex with one.
Kid: 0_0
Me:

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TREEhugger101 (2014-03-04 03:56:01)

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Kid: What is necrophilia?
Parent: It's delicious.
Kid: e-e

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ShadowZoruaXY (2014-03-06 18:49:48)

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Kid: daddy daddy how do you make a baby?
Dad: well first the 2 people must be a man & a woman. then, they get on a bed and do HGHGHGHJEK and then they do weird stuff then a stork comes a plops the baby on the bed.
Kid: ...why?
Dad: Because They're lonely.
Kid: great
Dad: ~~

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2014-03-06 18:50:16

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3DLuigiMario (2014-03-26 04:47:59)

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Mommy, what's a penis?
Mom: What caused your accidental birth.

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