UnitedUdders (2015-01-03 22:30:31)

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What does your name on Urban Dictionary mean VS. what it actually means?

Urban Dictionary: "heather: Beatiful, creative,smart,spontanious, girl who would be a good catch to bring home to mother. Who is down right sublime."

Actual meaning: "Named after the plant Heather, which are a variety of small shrubs with pink or white flowers which commonly grow in rocky areas."

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carlos11 (2015-01-03 22:34:28)

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This is retarded.

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little5 (2015-01-03 22:36:28)

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What it means according to UD:
" Besides meaning "mine" in Spanish, it also means "sock" in Portuguese. Any lady who sports this name is brave and unique. Not only is Meia stunning beyond mesure, but astoundingly brilliant in the British usage of the word. Meia is known to have a pea sized head. (Meia is also Melissa with all the consonants removed)"

What it actually means:
"Any lady who sports this name is brave and unique. Not only is Meia stunning beyond mesure, but astoundingly brilliant in the British usage of the word. Meia is also Meia with all the vowels intact."

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carlos11 (2015-01-03 22:41:57)

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That's not your name. No black person names their child Meia.

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JaronTheFireCat (2015-01-03 22:51:43)

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[IMG]http://i62.tinypic.com/2v12b8x.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i61.tinypic.com/1gq348.jpg[/IMG]

Jaron's a ladykiller.

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little5 (2015-01-03 23:03:52)

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[SIMG]http://i.imgur.com/oxrpOd7.jpg[/SIMG]

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Mephistopheles (2015-01-03 23:18:30)

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UD:
"and extremely goddess like figure who boys will line up to tie her shoes for her. She has an amazing death stare and will not put up with being called a priss. Because she is a GODDESS"

Real:
"This was the name of a 4th-century Dalmatian saint who was martyred during the persecutions of the Roman emperor Diocletian. Due to her, the name has been common in Eastern Orthodox Christianity (in various spellings). As an English name it has been in use since the Middle Ages. A famous bearer was the youngest daughter of the last Russian tsar Nicholas II, who was rumoured to have escaped the execution of her family in 1918."

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AgurettiLeaf (2015-01-03 23:19:50)

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^ Anastasia.

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Nutsy (2015-01-03 23:24:36)

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I'll give an interesting one from UD, and not this generic crap.

UD: "v. to someone on a Trampoline..."

Actual: God is gracious. Irish variant of John.

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carlos11 (2015-01-03 23:31:50)

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Anesthesia.

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AgurettiLeaf (2015-01-03 23:39:41)

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Urban Dictionary:

Lindsay -
A girl who is hotter than the flames of hell. The marvelous and mysterious temptress from the land of eternal joy. A girl who is smarter than albert einstein but as gorgeous as helen of troy (you know the one whose beauty started the epic war)This girl is in NO way affiliated with Lindsay Lohan. Lohan simply stole this girl's name.

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Real Dictionary:

Lindsay -
Although in the past, Lindsay was a common boys' name, today it is used more often for girls. American Meaning: The name Lindsay is an American baby name. In American the meaning of the name Lindsay is: From the island of the lime tree.

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Shalala (2015-01-04 00:33:06)

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Urban Dictionary:

A mind-blowingly amazing girl who is so different from others. She's beautiful, smart, funny, caring and sweet. She's not afraid to do something outdoors where she might break a nail. Her looks are without compare, and her body is one that other girls would kill to have. She'll make whoever she is with the happiest person they can be, and any time spent with her is time that is not wasted. She's a person that everyone should know, but a person that not everyone deserves to know. Anyone that knows her loves her, and girls that know her secretly wish to be her.


Real Meaning:

In American, the name Shanna means- derived from shannon. The name Shanna orginated as an American name. The name Shanna is most often used as a girl name or female name.

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Cr1tiKaL (2015-01-04 00:37:53)

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UD: Super-Badass kid. Usually does incredibly stupid things. All around leader. Extremely attractive and cool.

Fly as a motha-a.
Kid: Wow, he's such a Lucas.
Other Kid: I know right?

Actual: From Lucania (Lucania was a district of ancient Italy). Latin Meaning: The name Lucas is a Latin baby name. In Latin the meaning of the name Lucas is: Form of Luke 'light; illumination.

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JaronTheFireCat (2015-01-04 00:45:48)

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@Gamesaddict43 I literally said "EWWWWwwww" when I read that.

EDIT: EWEWWWW

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carlos11 (2015-01-04 02:22:41)

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One website said my name creates a weakness in the heart that makes me vulnerable to asthma, among other things.

inb5 Horoscopes thread is up next

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