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Started by carlos11
(2015-01-05 11:27:51)
carlos11 (2015-01-05 11:27:51)
I was doing my nails the other day (and before you ask, no, I'm not gаy. When I say doing my nails I mean I'm making sure they're not too long, because that would be gаy.) and I remembered something. Whenever you're on some website that has ads, there's always these supid links to articles that are so lame you wonder if the author is even trying or if they're just trying too hard. The title is always the only interesting thing about these things (unless of course your computer gets some sort of cyber aids because you were stupid enough to click on the ad. Now that would be interesting), and with good reason. The title's sole purpose is to lure you in, and it doesn't matter what you do after that since the only thing that counts is if you clicked on it or not.
You may see something like Ten Amazing/Unbelievable/Bizarre Facts About the Human Body.
The content of the article, however, is more often than not something completely bogus.
You may go on to read Ten Amazing/Unbelievable/Bizarre Facts About the Human Body and find something like this inside:

Did you know that... your toenails grow slower than your fingernails?

Dun dun dunnn. But surprise surprise, NO ING , SHERLOCK, you already knew that before you read it on that lame excuse for an article.


Anyway, the topic here is quite broad. To narrow it down, let's focus on sharing past experiences with click-bait ads.
So, have you had the balls to click on one?

And another thing, please start your comment like this so that we all know your answer.

Yes/No, I did/didn't have the balls to click on one.

If you do that, you get extra points, and I'll know if you actually read my damn post. Plus, it's funny.
Language is a tool for efficient communication. The internet is a tool for fast communication. Do not defy both intents by posting incoherent writing.
Nutsy (2015-01-05 11:33:02)
No, I didn't have the balls to click on one.

There's a row of them on KissAnime. The best ones are when they photoshop a Disney character's head on a persons body and they expect you to believe the person looks like the character.
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carlos11 (2015-01-05 11:38:56)
The ones I'm getting a lot of now are images of hot girls and underneath it says something like "10 things that turn any girl on".
Language is a tool for efficient communication. The internet is a tool for fast communication. Do not defy both intents by posting incoherent writing.
Nutsy (2015-01-05 11:39:55)
"Ten things girls do unconsciously that turn guys on instantly".
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carlos11 (2015-01-05 11:44:55)
Nuts, YES. THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I'M SEEING.
Language is a tool for efficient communication. The internet is a tool for fast communication. Do not defy both intents by posting incoherent writing.
Nutsy (2015-01-05 11:47:19)
"10 unknown mystery abilities you might actually have".
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Jason2k14 (2015-01-05 11:47:26)
Rofl, Solar. That's exactly what I'm seeing 90% of the time.




Yes, I did have the balls to click on one. The only ones I could remember is the League of Angels advertisements and the "Male gamers only".
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carlos11 (2015-01-05 11:55:52)
I thought it was just me because I'm watching Naruto, but apparently it's not just me.

"Believe It Or Not But This Horrific Power Is Hidden In You", usually accompanied by a ty shopped eye made to look like a sharingan.
Language is a tool for efficient communication. The internet is a tool for fast communication. Do not defy both intents by posting incoherent writing.
harfod (2015-01-05 11:59:17)
once.
should I take requests?
Cr1tiKaL (2015-01-05 12:07:59)
"Free Mature Sex-Chat"
espace39 (2015-01-05 18:01:24)
Jokes on you guys who ignore them, I don't and I brought tonnes of slightly damaged electronic goods from shifty blokes , I've transferred all my bank accounts into one handy Nigerian account, Won 67 ipads (but none have come yet), been the one millionth visitor of a single website 13 times this week, and I have a bigger penis!

No seriously, don't click them.
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harfod (2015-01-05 18:15:46)
You've got a message!

me: I'm not logged in ...
should I take requests?
ED (2015-01-05 18:28:41)
No. That it's a worthless article is obvious as because of strange usage of words. Bizzare! Amazing!. A proffesional wouldn't use these words.
Dimentia (2015-01-05 19:17:42)
Facebook friend request pending!




Oh, that's funny, I don't have one.



The only one I'd click is this:
BIG
BIG
BOOBS!
Go to boo, i moved there.
Perfect_Chaos (2015-01-05 21:40:14)
No, I didn't have the balls, anyways I saw the ''gamers only ad'', and on kissanime, when I download videos to my ps3, 3ds, and wii u, I always see ''10 dangerous things teens do with gummy bears.'' @Nutsy Hey we use the same website. That ing emote is too creepy to use. Where the did my [s][/s] go?

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