UnhingedTool (2015-10-20 04:54:26)

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I'll prefer just the Twerk.

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Lani (2015-10-20 05:04:46)

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If you died with a woody, it probably wouldn't last long afterwards.

If you die a violent/exciting death, in rare cases you might get one after death, but this is relaxed by major muscle massage as any other Rigor Mortis is. It's known as "angel lust".

If you think relaxing an excited corpse is the worst thing a mortician has to do, you don't wanna know what they do to your butt.

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Alpaca (2015-10-20 05:05:39)

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But have you see twerking cats? It's especially funny when the cats are fat.

Fat cats are my favorite. I really like when fat cats lay on their backs and you can see their big fluffy bellies. So cute.

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UnhingedTool (2015-10-20 05:07:58)

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Same.

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Alpaca (2015-10-20 05:09:50)

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Petting a fat cat's big fluffy belly is worth them attacking your hand, honestly.

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UnhingedTool (2015-10-20 05:42:18)

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same

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Alpaca (2015-10-20 06:03:12)

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Flux, you're saltier than McDonald's fries.

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Alpaca (2015-10-20 07:13:46)

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I can't legally work yet.

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Nemesis (2015-10-21 03:20:18)

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Wendy's is ing gross work somewhere else before you're contaminated

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UnhingedTool (2015-10-21 03:21:09)

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Stop overreacting.

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Perfect_Chaos (2015-10-21 03:29:34)

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It can't be that bad

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UnhingedTool (2015-10-21 03:36:32)

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I know. Unless the Wendy's you live next to isn't good. But you can't say all of them are bad.

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Nemesis (2015-10-21 04:32:51)

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Didn't you say they were all Indian or something

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UnhingedTool (2015-10-21 04:41:09)

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Not all employees and managers are the same you know.

People said I look Asian and or Indian.

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Nemesis (2015-10-21 04:49:39)

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You look Asian and Mexican.

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