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3DLuigiMario (2014-04-28 00:12:48)Me: 1
Peeps who don't know he's a sig:-1000000
Lord Dimmy!
[IMG]http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/a/t/aticum.gif?8[/IMG]Dimentio (2014-07-10 09:59:14)
I'm the smart one~
[IMG]http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/a/t/aticum.gif?8[/IMG]Dimentio (2014-07-10 09:59:14)
I'm the smart one~
camodr25 (2014-04-29 02:02:58)Son: Daddy, what's 69?
Dad: A way for a boyfriend and girlfriend to sleep.
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meowflash (2014-05-14 19:53:41)(A kid walks by me)
Me: Pssst...hey, kid.
Kid: Yes?
Me: Come down the alley with me.
(The kid follows me down the alley)
Me: Now, do you want to know what sucking a weenie means?
Kid: Yes.
Me: It's when you get a daschund and put it in your mouth like a lollipop.
Kid: What the? (Explodes)
Me: My work here is done.
ultraguy4 (2014-05-21 02:54:16)Son: Dad, what's a vagina?
Dad: Before sex? A beautiful unopened rose.
Son: What about after?
Dad: Ever seen a bull dog eating mayonnaise?
BRING ME YOUR VIRGINS.
AgurettiLeaf (2014-05-22 12:17:24)Kid: Mommy, what's a blow job?
Mom: It's where you blow a newspaper with job applications.

carlos11 (2014-05-22 19:59:05)ultraguy4- Post of the year.
Language is a tool for efficient communication. The internet is a tool for fast communication. Do not defy both intents by posting incoherent writing.
NickPick13 (2014-05-27 04:42:17)kid- dad, wat is a wh*re?
dad-WAT!
kid-my friend said when i go to the store i can ride a wh*re if i put a quarter in its head.
dad-......
If you remember me or wanna meet me, my snapchat is nickpick-13
meowflash (2014-05-27 07:49:07)Kid: Who's Pedobear?
Parent: A friendly bear that keeps track of your steps.
herobrine42 (2014-08-31 02:33:48)Li`l bro: What`s f~¿½ing?
Me: Shoving your hand up someone`s »ss.
Li`l bro: õ_Ô<?)
2014-08-31 09:36:10
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Tacos DO kinda look like hot dogs...
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`Life is but a struggle for survival, popularity, riches, and ice cream.`
-Herobrine42
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`Life is but a struggle for survival, popularity, riches, and ice cream.`
-Herobrine42
ShadowZoruaXY (2014-08-31 22:10:54)Kid: Mommy how do you make babies?
Mum: A man must be a potato, then you shove it up yer butt.
Kid: Ok mommy~

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