ultraguy4 (2012-08-08 04:14:30)

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I infect TheUnknown with dysentery. He has died, Oregon Trail style. U mad, bro?

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ultraguy4 (2012-08-08 13:22:35)

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I have choked TheUnknown with that freakishly long monologue of his. BTW, dysentery doesn't turn people into zombies.

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ultraguy4 (2012-08-08 19:45:18)

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Koopa1998 is dragged into the darkness by a hand covered in feces and silly putty. The hand frees me from ice.

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ultraguy4 (2012-08-09 02:57:30)

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I K.O Gordon Freeman and take his Gravity Gun. I launch TheUnknown into a pit of Ban-hammer eating headcrabs.
d--b

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ultraguy4 (2012-08-09 11:46:55)

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I eat the candy and spit the nuclear part back at you, 'cause I'm epic like that.
d--b

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ultraguy4 (2012-08-09 23:00:51)

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Gordan Freeman regains conciousness and beats you to death with a crowbar for getting his name wrong.

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ultraguy4 (2012-08-10 00:42:39)

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Slenderman, Weegee, and Tails Doll restrain you to a metal table as Pedo-Bear approaches you.

Koopa1998: (Screaming and crying like a 5-year old girl as Pedo-Bear advances on you.)

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ultraguy4 (2012-08-11 01:53:56)

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I summon Abe Lincoln from the dead and call Rainbow Dash to my side. I teach them to use brass knuckles. They beat Pedo, Weegee, Slender, and Tails Doll to death. I brutally strangle Koopa1998 with tube socks. I kill TheUnknown with dysentery (again []). Abe, Rainbow, and I go to Mcdonald's for coffees and leave everyone else to kill among themselves, after deleting the video of me being pedoed.

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2012-08-11 01:57:09

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ultraguy4 (2012-08-11 07:00:40)

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I film TheUnknown INAPPROPRIATE CONTENT REMOVED , and even after serious begging, I post the UNDELETABLE video anyway. TheUnknown dies of embarrassment. I then overkill him with... (you guessed it...) DYSENTERY!!! Then 'mah homies (Abe and Rainbow) go out for ! "I will buy you some if you don't kill me."

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ultraguy4 (2012-08-11 20:00:47)

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I beat Articuno's corpse with a deodorant stick and pick the off the ground. I eat it and shove the cone in TheUnknown's nose. Then Abe and Rainbow pull out .50 cals and splatter your stupid asses across the walls. [OVERKILL]

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2012-08-11 20:02:37

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ultraguy4 (2012-08-11 22:40:44)

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Let's take a moment of silence to honor his rage explosion... nah. I think I'll just piss on his remains.

("Purifies" the remains by pissing on them. [])

Now he'll be in hell! YAY!

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2012-08-11 22:41:15

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camodr25 (2012-08-12 02:35:37)

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I teleported TheUnkown to H?ll and he gets killed by the H?llkeepers. (see Hitler at the Store)

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MysteryMan (2012-08-12 04:19:46)

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u trip on a pebble and break your face

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ultraguy4 (2012-08-12 18:30:15)

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I am back, in GIR's body (see Hitler at the Store). I rip your head from your neck and stuff it with candy.

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ultraguy4 (2012-08-12 20:13:17)

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I get up and choke TheUnknown with a rubber piggy.

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