meowflash (2014-02-20 01:17:24)

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2 noobs walk by.
Noob 1: Hello!
Noob 2: Hello!
A jerk stomps on Noob 2.
Jerk: What the? (BOOM)
Noob 1: Oh no! (Runs around screaming then runs into an explosive cactus (BOOM))
The jerk falls on the ground and explodes.
Jerk: (BOOM)
Noob 1 falls on Noob 2.
Noobs 1 and 2: (BOOM)
The noobs' explosion creates a vortex that leads to a room full of mine turtles.

Meanwhile at the Mine Turtle room...

Turtles: Hello!
The noobs land on the turtles.
Noobs 1 and 2: What the? (BOOM)
Then the explosion blows up the room and the noobs fall into a bucket of "GOF".
Noob 1: Help! I'm drowning!
Noob 2: Help! I'M drowning!
The noobs drown and the bucket blows up.
Bucket: (BOOM)
Then the noobs fall on the cactus and die.
Cactus: (BOOM)

---GAME OVER---
Eject your game
and put it back in
and then restart.

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ShadowZoruaXY (2014-03-14 18:15:23)

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is this the face of mercy

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3DLuigiMario (2014-03-16 10:57:34)

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You got this from Theunknown2.

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SuperLuigiGuy (2014-03-22 09:55:04)

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lol that "prepare your anus" was funny

2 black guys walk into a NIGHT bar



where are they?

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2014-03-22 09:55:24

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WYoshiX2 (2014-03-25 19:49:42)

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Perfect_Chaos (2014-03-25 20:03:55)

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You guys fail

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meowflash (2014-03-31 00:38:47)

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It was peaceful in town when all of a sudden...Alien attack! The rebel leader said "Throw the cheese!" and everyone threw cheese at the Ufo, which is allergic to cheese and exploded.

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meowflash (2014-04-17 20:12:56)

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Nobody was launghing and neither was I.

I'll try again:

What do you call a man covered in Number 3???

Ralph!

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meowflash (2014-04-18 02:16:04)

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2014-04-18 09:16:53

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Perfect_Chaos (2014-04-18 03:05:19)

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Text phone coversation (real):

Son: Mom you left something at walmart
Mom: What'd I miss?
Son: Me
Mom: Oh sh-
Another one:

Son: Mom you left me at walmart
Mom: Yeah, I know, walk home, get some excercise fatty
Son:

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2014-04-18 10:06:04

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meowflash (2014-04-18 15:56:33)

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3DS is what I'm using, so, sorry.

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meowflash (2014-04-18 16:22:40)

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I won't do that.

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camodr25 (2014-04-21 10:43:26)

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True story:

A 3DS owner didn't dowload YouTube.
Like this if u cri everytiem

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meowflash (2014-04-21 13:49:38)

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A redhead, a brunette and a blonde went out to eat with their boyfriends. The redhead and her boyfriend took seats at a table for 2. The brunette and her boyfriend took seats at a patio table. The blonde and her boyfriend took seats at a table on the ceiling. When a waiter came by, he looked up at the ceiling and said, "Are you upside down?" "No," said the blonde, "You're upside down!"

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MindfulJoker686 (2014-05-31 21:39:26)

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Hope u keep postin, cause i'm still bumpin'

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