epicgoomba (2015-05-13 22:42:25)

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Well here it goes.

-I was a lot more violent when I was younger (i chased a teacher around with a shovel, and I stabbed my brother in the back of the head with a knife. I don't remember both, but my mom told me, and my bro is alright)

-I'm an Atheist, and I believe in Scientology
-Brony and I do clop
-I stole a lot when I was younger
-I lie
-I don't like what the future has come out to.
-and I'm a hypocrite
-I threw my moms boyfriends keys on the roof, and said it was somewhere in the lawn
-I scratched my moms boyfriends car with a key, wrote his daughters name in it.

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Nutsy (2015-05-13 22:47:56)

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I remembered that it is indeed possible to be an Atheist and a Scientologist at the same time since Scientology has no gods.

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epicgoomba (2015-05-13 22:51:48)

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Cha.

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Drakkrai (2015-05-14 00:21:41)

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@Kindanasty I assume you don't look at titles of books.

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spadeguy (2015-05-14 00:23:53)

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(I actually sat for about 4 minutes thinking of if I should've capitalized all the words. In the end, I capitalized all the letters because it's a title.)

-I secretly hate my family.

-I lowkey hate everyone on some level. (Except on the internet. Go figure)

-The presence of my younger siblings bothers me.

-My buddy told a female friend of mine that I was secretly gay as a joke and they believed it. Since then I've seen her naked several times, and she's told me a lot of secrets. At this point I feel as though I'm in too deep to come clean.

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Drakkrai (2015-05-14 00:25:35)

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You're lucky.

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spadeguy (2015-05-14 00:35:44)

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I also have an insane conscience. I only went with it because I felt like if I told the truth she'd be really upset. Then suddenly BOOM "I know you're gay but do my boobs look cute" and random stuff like that.

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Sackacuga (2015-05-14 00:50:19)

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-I am a w-- *sees Ben's post* *holds in laugh*

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epicgoomba (2015-05-14 01:00:55)

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Oh and I'm very irritated and annoyed by people

I don't usually like being around people, I usually like being left alone.

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BladeMaster (2015-05-14 04:10:44)

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Hmm...
This feels criminal. (Peeks over shoulder to make sure no one is watching.)


>I'm not very self confident.
>I mausturbate. (On here? Who doesn't?)
>I have no fetishes, I'm only turned on by girls. But twerking is a turn off for me. No. Twerking. Period.
>I am absolutely and utterly straight.
>I have on occasion watched anime.
>Hentai sometimes freaks me out.
>Heather is hot.
>I want to be an actor.
>I am a sort of loner.
>I have terrible conversational skills.
>Homeschooled.
>I have this Plaza account, but I only come on about once a week.
>Um....
>I'm out of ideas.

>Spade is lucky... He should just start sucking on her nipples and after that, tell her you're straight. I don't know what would happen after that.

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epicgoomba (2015-05-14 04:15:35)

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I work better alone, and I just don't like people.

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Leviathan (2015-05-14 05:39:44)

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I have social anxiety and take criticism too harshly.

Yet I'm still one of the calmer people on this website.

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spadeguy (2015-05-14 11:20:02)

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"I have no fetishes"
"Hey Spade, suck her nipples! "

Well this has been happening for several months. I'm thinking of faking a "straight epiphany" or something.

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spadeguy (2015-05-14 11:31:50)

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das geenus! I kneed 2 act fastt

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Drakkrai (2015-05-14 11:33:29)

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I want to be in your shoes.

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