Sam (2015-10-29 01:06:44)

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I'm not going to Lebanon to get set on fire without you my love

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UnitedUdders (2015-10-29 01:07:05)

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Sam I will fight you

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Sam (2015-10-29 01:08:25)

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Oh, Heather, don't worry, he's not my type.

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Sam (2015-10-29 01:16:39)

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Heather is going to disembowel me

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Mercenary (2015-10-29 01:16:46)

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I'll probably be Jesus.

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UnitedUdders (2015-10-29 01:18:16)

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I'll shank you

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Sam (2015-10-29 01:18:44)

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That's someone else's job

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Sam (2015-10-29 01:21:45)

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I don't know, however she is not the only one who does.

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little5 (2015-10-29 01:23:56)

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muh otp

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Sam (2015-10-29 01:24:52)

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I try.

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Sam (2015-10-29 01:26:53)

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I miss when you mocked me constantly

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Sam (2015-10-29 01:28:37)

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You have no idea how much that means to me, David.

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Sam (2015-10-29 01:29:58)

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Didn't you say I was not worth your time, David?

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Sam (2015-10-29 01:32:44)

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Lovely.

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UnitedUdders (2015-10-29 01:34:02)

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What did I do

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