EmoPika (2015-02-16 06:02:58)

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Jason, you are dead.
#JasonSucks
#Youjustlostfaggot

Edit: My name is Angel.

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2015-02-16 06:14:35

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Destroiya (2015-02-16 06:07:04)

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JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED MILORD! BATHE OUR PEACH KIN IN THESE TRAITORS BLOOD!

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EmoPika (2015-02-16 06:08:56)

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ALL HAIL THE PEACH GOD! *Bows to our god*

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Destroiya (2015-02-16 06:10:41)

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PEACH GOD! I SUMMON OUR BELOVED SAVIOUR TO JOIN US!

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EmoPika (2015-02-16 06:12:08)

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Yes! We totally won this.

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Destroiya (2015-02-16 06:14:48)

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Peach master race.

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EmoPika (2015-02-16 06:19:21)

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Pfft, you could be the second peach god. @Corban

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Perfect_Chaos (2015-02-16 06:20:55)

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This is my warning to you peach fools, do not interfere with my grape army.

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EmoPika (2015-02-16 06:26:56)

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Grapes are even worse than Jason's fruits.. Shame on you!

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Destroiya (2015-02-16 06:29:10)

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The mighty will stop you. Even our beloved Peach God will join in.

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EmoPika (2015-02-16 06:30:02)

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Or not..
#Forevertheloner

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little5 (2015-02-16 12:58:05)

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"why dont U and your disgusting little peaches lie on the cold hard ground as MY chainsaw penetrates YOUR skull and YOUR peaches?

as for U, EmoPika, I will grab your shirt and throw you on the damn ground shoving your face with apples and plums. i will have hundreds of cannons, whule you're standing alone with a peach in your hand. that peach in your hand will lie in a grave, where you'll be taken to next."

Wow, I left for five minutes and Jason tried to have some "enemy with benefits" time.

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AntiChrist (2015-02-16 14:43:11)

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Sorry I'm late. I was out eating peaches.

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BrianGriffin (2015-02-16 15:23:26)

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My city has a carnival like thing every year in the Summer time called the ........ PEACH FESTIVAL!
Because I went to that every single year as a kid and my oma & opa used to give my family tons of peaches all throughout the Summertime. I always was sick of peaches, I couldn't bring myself to bite into the furry skin texture. And so every year I would be at the Peach Festival and everyone would look at me like I was a monster or alien or something. It was always Random stranger: "Wait did you say your son doesn't like peaches!?" My mom: "umm yeah heh heh" *Everybody around turns to me* "Why not!?" and "Oh what's wrong with you!?"
All I wanted to do was go on the fun rides there but once word got out that I didn't like peaches it got pretty boring and sad going there.

But now, all those years behind me and I actually love peaches. Who would have thought?

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Perfect_Chaos (2015-02-16 17:53:59)

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I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my grapes go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

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