Mephistopheles (2014-12-19 20:16:26)

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Some boy bought my sister the Hyrule Historia and she has never even played a LoZ game past the title screen. She's one of those cunts who lie about things to get the attention of boys. Plus she's 12 and already a hoho. Draws in her eyebrows, wears fake eyelashes, bleached her hair, and has fake nails. Wears tight clothes to school everyday even though she's clearly overweight. Chick spends 3 hours in the bathroom, I'm not even exaggerating.
She's also disrespectful as hell and throws a tantrum whenever my parents tell her to do anything. She even swings at them. She is the worst sibling that I could ever have ended up with.

When I was her age I played Pokemon and made crafts. I didn't wear any makeup, I didn't even brush my hair. You can't say that it's because I was a tomboy either, because I wasn't.

Similar stories or are your siblings actually sane people?

Edit: This might go in Real Life Stories. My bad.

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WYoshiX2 (2014-12-19 20:39:53)

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I've never really conflicted with my brothers. There's always those moments of brotherly love, but I couldn't say I hate them.

They're not sane by most means, but neither am I. So it works out.

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little5 (2014-12-19 20:41:35)

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My 10 year old little brother throws temper tantrums.

I'd explain more, but

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Dimentia (2014-12-19 21:06:02)

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Kinda, he's dosrespectful, rude,never plays ANYTHING HE GETS OTHER THAN HIS STUPID XBOX, and when I try to play with the things he never touches, "oMG NOZ! THAT ARE MINE! STAHPPEYYIT!" Like, he hasn't even noticed I took his Arnpva last year.

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Nutsy (2014-12-19 21:21:40)

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Ooo boy. I'm guessing you only have the one sister. I have five siblings total, and I swear I'm the only "normal" one out of them. It's visible, too. I can tell people see me in a different way than my siblings, especially at church.

Here we go, I'll give an outline of them all, or you can read the short version.


Older Brother- Only sibling older than me. He's seventeen, doesn't have a job and he can't drive. He doesn't even have a permit, yet he claims to know how to drive. He's completely insubordinate to authority and challenges nearly every rule my parents want to impose, yet he thinks he has some kind of authority himself and tries to assert it every chance he gets. Your typical angsty teenager. He has some awful spirit of competition and has to be better than me at everything, and if he isn't he makes up some excuse or makes fun of me for "trying too hard" or "putting too much time into it". He constantly takes on new projects he's never going to keep up with. He also "has a girlfriend", but I've never seen her. Has an eating problem and steals food a lot. There's a lot more that I could say, but I don't feel like making a long list of grievances you might only skim through, if even that.

Oldest Little Sister- This one is thirteen as of yesterday. Basically all the bad things you hear about the user BlingBling, and just as obsessed with K-Pop. I know I'm pretty obsessed with Japanese media, but I'm not vocal about it with my family. She hardly ever shuts up and fills up the DVR with some K-Pop TV channel. She has a terrible habit of lying. Now, she has a TERRIBLE habit of lying. She also has that project problem my older brother has. This one also likes to assert authority over her younger siblings. This is also has like zero self respect and flips out whenever you say anything about her, however how true. Has an eating problem. She's probably the most normal out of my siblings, though.

Younger Brother- This one is nine years old, but acts like he's a toddler. Has zero responsibility, loses all his stuff, and never helps clean. He cries and cries and cries about anything bad that happens to him. He has no inside voice and yells when anything bad happens to him. He also likes to hit people. He has an eating problem and never stops eating. Today at about 2:30, he was trying to get a bowl of cereal while I was washing dishes. I told him to stop and he flipped out, hit some stuff off the counter, and stomped out the front door. He has zero backbone and follows pretty much anything anybody else does. He constantly fights with my second younger sister. He also has an authority issue and likes to assert it over his younger siblings.

Second Younger Sister- This one is seven. Basically my younger brother and oldest younger sister together, but worse. She has my younger brother's tantrum and eating problems, and my oldest younger sister's lying problem. She fights a lot, too. She has a hard time keeping her clothes on. She'll probably be pregnant before she graduates High School. She is the hellchild. Sadly, she's the only one with a single shred of higher than average intelligence. Also has that authority issue.

Youngest Sister- This one is three. She's your typical three-year-old. She's had the influences of all my siblings though. I don't know how she'll turn out. Sometime's she's really nice, but the rest of the time, she's a demon. She also shows intelligence, but only when she feels like it. Also has an eating problem and likes to assert her authority over her family.

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little5 (2014-12-19 21:37:42)

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Train the three year old while you can. She could become your successor.

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harfod (2014-12-19 21:37:58)

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Hate all you want, but when they're gone,
I know you will want to cry.

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AntiChrist (2014-12-19 22:00:31)

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My brother acts exactly like the kids on dosney channel sitcoms. God he's become hard to tolerate, but I don't hate him. I don't love him either. My sister? I'll save my judgement for when she is 8

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DrakeJericho (2014-12-19 22:04:40)

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My little brother ( Manny ) -

Manny is my favourite of my 3 siblings definitely. He's only 8 but he's really fun to play with. He's a boss at PSAS:BR. He isn't really annoying at all.


Big brother ( Justin ) -

He's okay I guess. He gets mad over the smallest of things and that's annoying. But I still love him


Little sister ( Diamond ) -

I've only seen her once.

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PhoenixDawn (2014-12-19 22:38:56)

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@Harford Most likely my sister will cry over me. I'm five years and two months older than her. I'm excluding the fact of injuries, problems, etc.

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SackThing101 (2014-12-19 22:55:04)

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@Nutsy

...Wow. Just wow. I couldn't stand living with them. A lot of fat kids eating all the food, a naked girl running around the house while the three year old is whining. It seems that you're the parent to me.

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Mephistopheles (2014-12-19 23:16:39)

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@Nutsy
They all sound like nerds though. I doubt any if them would end up 13 and pregnant like my sister.

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Nutsy (2014-12-20 00:00:53)

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They're all pretty nerdy. I only said my sister will get pregnant because she'll end up thirsty with a lonely boy one day.

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carlos11 (2014-12-20 02:57:20)

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What siblings? If you guessed that I'm the favorite in my house, you guessed correctly.

Anyway, don't worry about whether this belongs in RLS. It doesn't.
This thread is clearly about all our stories and not just yours.

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Doreee (2014-12-20 03:49:31)

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I have five siblings. I don't hate them. They're all hiding things and I know what all those things are, I'm pretty satisfied.

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