I have three pocketknives. Other than that, I have nothing. Maybe I could fling paint?

HAND-TO-HAND COMBAT WEAPONS:
-Stilettos (knives)

-Hunting knives

-Switch blades

-A letter opener

-Four twenty-five cent coin rolls

-Bike chains (I've used these as weapons before in the form of bracelets)

-Chains

-Claw hammers

-Screwdrivers

-Lamps (power cords make great strangling weapons)

-Foldable stools w/ metal legs (the legs can be squashed at one end and used to impale a victim's stomach. Once impaled, the leg would be torn abruptly to one side, then down, causing further damage.)

-Trucks from my skateboard (I've seen these used as bludgeoning weapons, and they work amazingly)


OTHER WEAPONS
-Cheap carpets + petrol
Douse the carpets in petrol, light them, then throw them onto an attacker.

-Molotov c0cktails [ing censorship] (glass bottles + bar of soap + cloth + petrol*)
Pour petrol with shavings from a bar of soap into a glass bottle and insert a rag doused in petrol into the top. The soap will gel the petrol, making it stick to targets. Light the rag, then throw and hope for the best.

-"Electric fence" (metal strips + wall socket)
By removing the metal strips from the bottoms of the TV trays in my closet and inserting them into a wall socket (using rubber gloves) I can essentially create an electric fence. Since there is an outlet right next to my door, this would work perfectly.

-"Necklacing" (car tire + petrol*)
Fill the inside of the rubber tire (yes I have one in my room, no I don't know why) with petrol, light it, and put said lit tire over victim's head. More information here.

*would need to be obtained through an exterior source. If that is unavailable, I can use the oil from my heaters.


OTHER SUPPLIES:
-Ducktape

-More ducktape

-Coathangers

-Vice grips (aren't I Canadian, eh?)

-A metal cap gun w/ caps (useful for getting the attention of other humans. Doubles as a weapon because it's heavy)

-Hand-cranked AM radio

-Gauze wrap + medical tape (still in my room from when I used to cut, and if it worked for me then it'll take care of pretty much any flesh wound that doesn't require stitches.)

-Sewing kit (for the cuts that do require stitches)

-Rubbing alcohol

-Door jams

-The steel grate that goes in front of the gas (electric?) fireplace in my room can be installed on the window. (The fireplace doesn't work anyways, I'm not sure why it's there)

-Personal lubricant (for, uh, repopulating? I feel like this could have some decent use.)

-Books and wood from shelves for signal fires

-Extra blankets (could be placed over the windows for extra insulation.)

-Basic door alarm (activates as soon as the piece that connects to the door and the piece that connects to the frame are separated by more than an inch. Perfect if I'm sleeping.)