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SMOGamerX (2016-09-08 02:01:25)Imma say "No... just no..." to him/her and pokes his/her nose
Remember: Just when the caterpillar thought its world was over, it turned into a butterfly!
Boo (2016-09-08 02:50:17)Since I can't attakck him, I attack him instead.
Plus he just said take a bite and not completely eat and swallow it, so I just plug my nose, take a bite, then spit it out. Being vague is a gift from God sometimes.
oof
MegaBeanish (2016-09-08 03:17:43)No. I'll disarm him and make sure he knows who his daddy is. Cause that's what Marines do.
-Lance Corporal Rodriguez (USMC)
BirdJesus (2016-09-08 05:36:26)I don't leave my house unless I'm walking my dog. I doubt anything like this would happen to me.
"Ugh, I need to go masturbate now. Whenever I get mad or worried, that's what I do."
-mega, the homosexual animal rapist.
-mega, the homosexual animal rapist.
TwilightWinter (2016-09-08 08:42:01)^ Says the one who is dodging it by telling others not to dodge it.
First I would slap him hard and then proudly let him kill me, since biting/eating human flesh is one of the biggest and worst sins one could commit.
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TheIronMadden (2016-09-08 16:37:58)But that would never happen m8.
You won't see me here, but you might find me if you look in the right places.
Boo (2016-09-08 22:35:06)If you were referring to me Flux, I just took it literally.
Bite. Not eat.Â
oof
PANZERFAUST (2016-09-09 13:45:56)After watching this, taking a chunk out of a dead baby's head with my teeth doesn't seem so bad.
I miss you
AntiChrist (2016-09-09 18:55:55)To those who bit the baby, congratulations! It was actually chocolate, and you've earned a realistic chocolate baby for understanding the value of your own life.
BirdJesus (2016-09-21 20:47:51)Nice damage control, gaylord.
"Ugh, I need to go masturbate now. Whenever I get mad or worried, that's what I do."
-mega, the homosexual animal rapist.
-mega, the homosexual animal rapist.
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A man walks up to you and puts a gun to your forehead. He has razor sharp reflexes so you can't run away or attakck him. He hands you a freshly killed baby and tells you to take a bite out of it's tender head or you will be shot.
Now, the baby is already dead, so you can't harm him anymore. Do you do it? Do you let him kill you? Why?