diazbro9 (2012-08-05 03:26:08)

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I regret getting this.It changed me.Changed my life.
-It all started one afternoon.It was a fun day.I got my 3DS and 3 new games,New Super Mario Bros. 2,Paper Mario: Sticker Star,and the one I was really excited for.Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon.I quickly grabbed my 3DS and put Luigi's Mansion.I was excited.You could tell by just looking at me.I skipped the Nintendo thing.There was the menu.I made a profile.There was a intro.Luigi was making his way to a Haunted Mansion.In the blink of a eye,the game quickly made a black screen then a blue screen.I was starting to get mad.It stood blue.I threw my 3DS to the wall with extreme anger.I turned on the TV and waited for a while.Luiiiiiiigiii!I was scared when I heard that.I looked at my 3DS...in sadness.Luigi was bleeding with bruises.He was starting to cough and cough.I threw up.If you want hear what happened,press the SPOILER button.

I was actually crying.Suddenly,I threw up...a red liquid.''AHHHHH!''I was sucked into the game looking at Luigi.He looked at me.Looked at me.Stared at me...with red eyes.He said ''Why didn't you save me,Mario?'' He kept staring at me.I tried to run away but it seemed like his eyes were controlling me.I screamed in pain.''HEEEEEEELLP MEE!''
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I was on the floor.I stood up and looked at my 3DS.It had that blue screen still.I threw it outside my window all the way to the street.I heard ''Why,Mario?WHYY!?''

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2012-08-05 03:28:27

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diazbro9 (2012-08-05 03:39:12)

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I know,dumbass. -deaththeguy
Thanks! -HFarnsworth

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SPCOxion (2012-08-05 05:43:03)

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Actually, didn't Dark Moon come out on the 2nd?

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diazbro9 (2012-08-05 12:50:39)

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It's not out yet!

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diazbro9 (2012-08-06 00:42:57)

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Bumpin to the top.

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diazbro9 (2012-08-07 00:17:32)

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