Jason99 (2012-08-08 03:52:57)

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Ussually, when I would kick my window, it would just shake, but once, when I was like, 6 or something (I don't remember my age from then), it broke, and get this, there was a hurricane coming, so my parents had to board up my bedroom window!

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Jason99 (2012-08-08 03:57:26)

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Oh, and one time, when this kid got me mad, I kicked his leg, and he chased me until the next day, when he caught me by surprise, and when I asked him why (I forgot why) he reminded me of me kicking him (Even though I still have a very high metabolism, I was like 50 lbs. back then) he lifted his jeans and shown me the part of his leg where I kicked him (Right below the knee) and it was all bloody and stuff (Wow, and back then I was the bullied kid) I didn't get picked on by him for the rest of my life so far.

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Jason99 (2012-08-10 03:56:58)

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One time, I ate skittles, but didn't poop a rainbow!

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AmayaTime8D (2012-08-10 05:02:22)

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Once I set fire, but forget to set it to the rain.

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arrggg (2012-08-10 06:08:23)

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I STILL don't know how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood ; - ;

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Jason99 (2012-08-12 08:41:23)

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One time, when in school, I said rape, and suddenly the room got quiet...

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Jason99 (2012-08-12 08:42:16)

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It seems like I'm making the biggest commitment to the fails, is that a fail?

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WYoshiX2 (2012-12-10 19:33:43)

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My friend TheWndrflSpy and I were sitting in class about 10 minutes ago. We write on each other randomly, and I tried to sneak up on him with a pen. I thought I drew on his hand, but the pen was backward and closed.

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AmayaTime8D (2012-12-18 01:55:59)

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This isn't a fail I did, but someone else failed in front of md, so... once I was playing dodgeball at school and some dude thought he was the best and threw the ball at me, and I caught it in one hand. LOL he was like, 'ARGHHH' and went to outland. Soo funny.
Another one that I didn't do is once we were playing dodgeball and some kid was running around with one red ball and one green, and he was like, "CHRISTMAS B**BS!!" and he ran into the playground supervisor and she heard him. He got sent to the office! :lol:
Another one I didn't do is that once my friend and her friend were gonna sing a hymn at the church and the other girl ditched her and she had to do the whole song alone!
One that I did was that I was playing dodgeball and I threw a ball and it slipped and hit me in the face and it broke my glasses.
Another one that I did was that I was humming and my teacher told whoever who was hummimg to stop, and then I felt it was funny to ignore her. Big mistake. I realized that when I looked up and saw her standing next to me, looking cross.
And once when I was little, some elderly was eating and she gestured to me as if asking me if she could feed me, so I shook my head. And then she told me, "I'm asking a favor!" FAIIIL I'll tell more when I think of them.

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Tavros (2012-12-18 07:06:33)

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My friend stoodon a table and the princible went by ;n;

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