ultraguy4 (2012-09-09 03:58:58)

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One fine day, in a the magical land of Esquetaria, ponies were frolicking and doing whatever the hell they'd do on an average day. But today was different. A bunch of humans with grey uniforms covered in swatsikas ran into Ponyville carrying guns. They shot everything, causing many explosions and screaming ponies.

Then, a Polish guy by the name of B.J Blackovitz stormed into town and gunned down the Nazis. He was like a ing Rambo clone! That's when the actual Rambo came in and helped Blackovitz blow apart Nazis. Then, Robo-Hitler dropped from the sky. He shot Rambo in the nuts with his minigun, thus killing him to death. Blackovitz was then wounded... until Rainbow Dash kicked Hitler's head out his ass!

Not too long after, demons started coming from the ground like piss from a toddler who drank a 64 oz. Mountain Dew. That's when Doomguy fell from the stratosphere, breaking his fall and (ironically) a demon's neck. He pulled out his shotgun and yelled three simple words that gave hope to everyone.
"I... am... SPARTA!!!!!!!!" He gibbed demons left and right. The residents of Ponyville joined in, kicking, biting, raping , punching, pinching, exploding, ah it. You get my point. Anyway, all of the demons were dead. THE END.

d--b WAIT, hold that thought.
Two different kinds of nuclear bombs rained on Ponyville, killing and burning everyone in a hellish fireball. On a nearby cliff, Alex Mason and Mattias Nillson hi-fived. "Epic job with the tactical nuke." Mason waved off the compliment. "No, your Nuclear Bunker Buster was WAY better." Then they made out. THE REAL END.

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2012-09-09 04:03:27

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