Mametchi (2012-10-30 01:23:46)

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There comes a time when a rabbit must take a stand. Carrot production have been at their highest in history yet we have not received our fare share. Rabbit Families everywhere are starving even the greats Like Bugs Bunny have resorted to reality tv to try and make a carrot or two. so what hope is left for the rest of us? My name is Maximilian Porky I was named after Porky Pig and I am a rabbit. Not so long ago I decided to take matters into my own hands. Today I write to you my memoir of my journey which gave this white rabbit the darkest of all pasts. It wasn't to long ago since I decided to take up the knife. it's simple enough to use and very efficient in killing people. You know those people right? the ones who pluck the baby carrots out of the ground before they are even developed, well those people make me sick, they try to feed them to kids and stuff. However upon my journey I discovered that many of those brats use the carrots as play thingies they trow the carrots at each other as if they were balls. they don't even make an effort to catch them with their mouths. its frustrating, I even saw a tv show about a woman that shoved a carrot up her vagaga, First of all in what world is that even remotely sane? and second of all WRONG HOLE BICH!!! anyways as I continue in my journey it became more apparent that i would have to start slaying people. Surely it was difficult at first since i am a hervivore and the site of blood scares me. But I had to do it for my people you see.. I had no choice we were starving.. And you guys were shoving our food up your vagagas. unfortunately the memoir must end for now there's people knocking at my door, you got a couple of hours because honestly I don't think that I'll be able to make it. Making enemies out of people while you're a rabbit is a dangerous thing. And yes I know I'm cute but you won't be saying that when I cut your throats! For Carrots I fight and For Carrots I will Die!

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SuperShadic76 (2012-11-24 01:43:54)

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booring

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