angelrulez7 (2013-03-15 14:38:38)

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BREAKING NEWS! A factory has been taking the shell of retro systems and changing the hardware! These systems are terribly dangerous, and if your system had a red dot on it when you bought it, please destroy it immediately! This has been Channel 973 News at 10 PM.

I'm a retro game collector. I try to collect every console I can find. I usually go to Hi-Games in the mall. I had my eye on a golden Sega Genesis, which my next-door neighbor bought, telling me some crazy story about how he bought a Genesis, the neighborhood was destroyed, he was sucked in, and he had to kill himself to save the world. He was supposedly sent back in time, and he bought the gold one I was wanting for months. Here's my story.

I was just staring there at Hi-Games. The golden Genesis. It looked amazing. But then, it plainly disappeared, and I saw my next-door neighbor with a Hi-Games bag. So I bought a normal Genesis (which I didn't see before)

When I got home my neighbor told me the rediculous story. I just went inside. I opened the box and remembered: I don't have any Genesis games! But I took out the Genesis, and there was every Sonic game there. Even a Sonic 2 prototype.

I loaded up Sonic 3, and I suddenly knew what the story meant.

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