The Graphics, would've been an easy 18/20 for its time...


















...If they weren't recycled from other recent games made by MDlCKlE, like Wrestling Mpire 2008, or Reach. Easy 0/20, but I have to give him credit for at least making the robes (Which, there is only 1 kind of).

5/20

The Game features weapons, which I can understand for that aimed time period. Within reason. There are some though that are weird, like a Fish (When you kill someone, might as well do it for teh lulz), and a Steel Pipe. The game also lets you travel a pre-set world, Identically to Older MDlCKIE titles such as Wrecked and Hard Time, which even though is identical, I'll give points for improvement. The game also lets you meditate, and I'm pretty sure everybody else knows the answer to this: How, in the Holy Hot Dreamland of Hell is there Chakra involved in the Game, let alone the Christian/Catholic religion itself? There are also ridiculous quotes during the loading times. "Generating Career". What, it's your job to die again and again? The quotes are absolutely ridiculous. Muhammad, Ghandi, Confucious, almost every non-Christian/Catholic religious figure. Hell, even Hitler and Osama Bin Laden make quotes here. I'm not lying. Osama Bin Laden quotes in a religious game.

10/20

The story is basically you experiencing the events of Jesus. Simple enough, but it goes "off-road" a bit with events.

13/20

The Controls are freely customizable, and are decent enough.

15/20 (Trust me, it's the highest score I'll give)

The music, nothing too special. Repeats at times.

13/20

The appeal for this is only, in short terms, only for Lulz. It's not 90% accurate, but it has Lulz-worthy moments. When you attack the Jesus in the game, he replies by "Hey, (Character's name), what's your problem? Touch me again and I'll kill you!". /sarcasm "Jesus kills people who touch him twice". Thats all the appeal. No historical moments, no emotional moments. Just Lulz.