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MeNobody14 (2013-06-11 00:57:43)WHAT DA FREAKING FUDGE?! This is against the rules. :l
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Steve was getting ready for breakfast. He looked in the refrigerator. Nothing. He checked the cabinets. Nope, no food in there. It appears the autistic 12 year old that lives next door stole all his food again.
But wait.... Suddenly Steve finds one waffle in the freezer. It's the only food he has so he might as well put it in the oven and get started. Suddenly a bunch of blood starts coming out of the bottom of the waffle.
"Dafuq man! I can't eat this! The waffle is on it's period!!!"
Steve knows just what to do. He goes online and searches "how to make your own tampon" since he is far to lazy to go to the store and get one himself.
Now, Steve here knows the difference from a legitimate website and one that is bullcrap. Instead of the one that shows all those boring statistics and facts about scientists with all those annoying advertisements, Steve chooses a forum topic off a random website he found called
"This is completely 100% true
The troll face clearly means that the thread is made by a troll, and trolls are really smart people. Good thinking Steve.
The instructions are pretty simple.
Step one: shove a cactus into your toilet to attract jellyfish.
Seems easy enough.
Steve then starts shoving his cactus down the toilet and occasionally Checks if the are any jellyfish in the toilet yet. After he has enough jellyfish, he collects them into a jar.
Next, the instructions say to tape knives to the jellyfish. Piece of cake. Steve gets that done in a very timely manner. Like a sir.
Now the instructions say to piss of a bunch of teenagers. Shouldn't be hard.
Steve then puts this poster in front of a church.
[IMG=190x190]http://i1358.photobucket.com/albums/q778/AllTheFreakinBacon/07948BB3-CF19-46F1-9ADD-7878E2FB6D0A-17398-000008CF94026711_zps163f36c4.jpg[/IMG]
Now he must collect the steam coming out of the overly defensive teenagers heads, due to their anger. Now, with this really hot steam, the knives jellyfish covered in cactus spikes are very painful looking.
Last but not least, Steve must pour hot sauce and salt all over the jellyfish and put a large stick through the jellyfish to connect them together.
There! His "tampon" is ready!
He then shoves his new tampon into the period waffle. Listen as she screams loudly in
agonyjoy. Fascinating.But wait a minute.... Why is the waffle throwing up all over the place while nagging Steve? Ew...
"Screw this!"
Says Steve, as he goes to the store to buy some pop tarts instead.
Moral of the story? Don't do anything for a waffle on it's period. It will not appreciate anything.