SolidSnake (2013-06-12 02:58:41)

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Ok, before you go alike "OMG THIS SUCK!" learn to learn that a troll pasta is suppose to be bad. Now, this is based off the E.T pocket companion, worst game ever made, so without further or do, lets go.
Also note that it is gonna have 1000,999,6332,25452 cliches, so yeah.


It was the night before christmas, I was into a alien game, so I went to sleep. when I woke up, I looked at what i got. The only thing I got was a game of E.T for the game boy. I wanted to play it, but i had to crap, after that, i put it in my gameboy. when it booted up, the game asked me for my info, I gave in my name,last name, zip,email,state,address,phonenumber,etc. and when i was done, I hated the game, so i went to flopglopple, as it fapped in mid-air . I was so scared, I turned off the gameboy, as to hear a knock on my door. I opened it and it was E.T and Flopglopple about to rape me . i'm dead.

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AntiChrist (2013-06-19 16:15:34)

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I don't understand... I don't know how to comment...

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angelrulez7 (2013-06-19 19:01:10)

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Shut up. -Pyropeng

[CLOSE REQUEST REJECTED]

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AgurettiLeaf (2013-06-21 23:23:00)

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I will not close this. Troll pastas are fine, just not in massive quality.

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