AntiChrist (2013-06-12 18:42:54)

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James skizturbate, an 11 year old boy from a poor family had always dreamed of becoming a potato. He had already stopped using his arms and his legs and rolled around wherever he went so he could practice for when he became a potato.

People told him he wouldn't make it. They said he would never have what it takes to become a legitimate potato.

But did that stop him? NO! He followed his freaking dreams, and became closer to becoming a potato, and showed his awesomeness to everybody! At the age of 13 he finally had enought money to get his arms and legs cut off. Over the summer, his rolling skills increased and he got a really good tan, thus looking more like a potato now. During that same period of his life, the box of cereal ( his name was life ) that used to always throw lemons at him say James tanning at the pool and rolling around perfectly. He instantly recognized him and went to say hello.

"It truly was an amazing and shocking experience! "

Says Life.

"When I saw how much improvement he made, I instantly remembered how foolish I was as a child. Naturally, him becoming a potato and all, he forgave my apologies without a second thought and we became very good friends! I admired how far he had already gotten so much, I decided to tell him about potato university."

Potato university was a college for future potatoes. James had never heard about it until life told him. Eventually, at the age of 18 James got in the university without a problem since he got strait As in ALL of his potatoe classes. People would still make fun if him even then. But still, he made it to the university.

There he learned the basic potatoe skills, such as controlling things with your mind, crapping rainbows, rolling around town at over 9000 miles per hour and of course, potatoeing. He could already potate better than anyone else at the university in his second year. By the age of 23, he finally mastered the arts of potatoeing and made his final transformation. He was now a potatoe.

"You see, I didn't care how many people ignored and made fun of me. I followed my dreams and proved houndreds, no, thousands of people wrong. I may of had a hard start at first, but look at me now. I am a potatoe champion!"

James died in 1994 while rescuing a bunch of kittens from a burning Starbucks building. He managed to get each one of them alive, but didn't recover after he tripped over a worm and broke his potatiguiz. ( an important part of the potatoe body )

We all miss him dearly, but his message will be remembered forever.

Moral of the story? Haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potate. ( and follow your dreams or whatever )

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MeNobody14 (2013-06-13 01:25:38)

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POETAYTOES?! Nuh-uh! Akbar is the vegetable of the future!

(Look up "Akbar Jeffrey Dallas) on youtube.)

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THaT1GuY9001 (2013-06-13 10:35:20)

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Sad.

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AntiChrist (2013-06-13 17:28:05)

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Bump

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