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The Janitorial Journal.
Super_~_Junior. (2013-07-08 04:59:23)6.3/10 Nice! Don't really get it
But you should make more 
MeNobody14 (2013-07-08 13:55:29)^I always make more. I update it whenever I get the chance!
It's time for review, kiddo!
MeNobody14 (2013-07-08 22:16:27)^First off, Typing the wrong key three times isn't something I need to work on. You try spelling exactly right with a 3DS keyboard.
Second, learn the difference between "Spelling" and "Grammar".
It's time for review, kiddo!
MeNobody14 (2013-07-09 00:19:29)Achievement get!: Derpy critic!
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It's time for review, kiddo!
BeastlySmile (2013-07-09 02:52:09)Achievement saying!: Bad Achievements!
Anyways, this is really good. I HOPE YOU HAVE MORE TIME TO UPDATE IT THOUGH. RIGHT?
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Today is my second day on the job! Woohoo! Being a janitor is harder than it seems.. Mainly because you have to clean the bathrooms. (And since I'm the only janitor, cleaning the females restroom can be a bit awkward.) But it also has it's perks, like nobody shoots you with their phasers, and you get access to any place on the ship. Yes, ship. I work on the USS Incorporated. It's the best place ever! (Especially since I have a room above the engines. Coolest sound ever! Kind of like whooshing-zing-zang.. yeah..) It's a nice job.. But let me introduce myself; I'm Plez. Plez T. Metchu.
Haha! Fooled you! My real name is simply Merk. M-E-R-K. Not that it really matters.. But y'know. Knowing peoples names can come in handy! Now, I need to get back to work.. Journal log, end entry.
Today was sorta eventful! Should I start at the beginning? Or towards the middle..? I guess the beginning.
"So many programs, so little time." My boss said. I was currently cleaning her office. She was residing deck officer for the Incorporated. I liked her. Mainly because she was pretty, but also 'cuz she brought me aboard. (But that's a different story. "What are you working on?" I asked her. She looked up from her computer and smiled. "Oh, basic routine stuff, Computer logs, Data storage status. You know." She went back to typing and such, and I went back to cleaning.
Later, in the mess hall, (appropriately named) I was mopping. An alien had apparently stowed away in the cargo hold and made his way here, and then zapped one of the red shirts. Yuck right? Charred guts all over the floor. But hey, it's expected from a red shirt. Luckily, my mops also vaporize things, not just absorb them. So clean up was pretty easy. (98% disgusting, 2% actual cleaning.) Everyone stared at the corpse for awhile, and a few of the more squeamish privates vomited. But that's just a normal day in the cafeteria! Once there was this.. Umm.. You don't need to hear that story.
Today the government introduced these new soldiers. The flyer said "Prime. Fit. And ready for action!" They also all looked exactly alike, but who cares! Y'know? They all wear the same red armor, which is kind of ironic, considering the fact that they die all the time.
"Red shirts are expendable!" Or so Captain Quirk thinks.. I'm technically a red shirt, even though I have a pink one. I'm lucky, if I hadn't accidently thrown in my red shirt with my whites, I'd probably be dead now!
Interesting fact! Nell, (My boss) used to be a Red Shirt. She was one of two that actually lived and got promoted.
The annual fitness tests were today, and boy did I flunk it. I failed the sight test, and was prescribed contacts.. Also, they said I was to scrawny. So now they've given me a bunch of supplementary vitamins and such. I told Nell about it, and she said to burn the pills and send the ashes out the garbage chute. Why? Apparently those pills are meant for the new soldiers, and we were the Guinea pigs. I'm glad she told me that, because one of the red shirts died 'cuz of those pills.. Yech.. I had to dispose of him.. The only upside of this entire thing, was the awesome contact lenses I got!
I. Survived.
Our ship was infiltrated and attacked by another alien. This one had laser vision! I hid in my closet, (Janitors closet) in hopes of the alien going for Cap'n Quirk.
Just my luck, they didn't even know it was aboard.
2013-07-10 10:06:42