spadeguy (2013-07-11 21:30:15)

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There was a dog named Bingo. I knew that crazy S-O-B. Saved my life back in Nam. I hadn't heard much about this guy when we first met, but everyone else sure as heck did. Let me tell ya, he could drink with the best of 'em. I remember one time during a mission he had a gun in one hand, and a drink in the other.
Crazy.
They called him Bingo because that's his name. It didn't help that he had a habit of shooting one bullet in 5 guys. Plus he always had free space. The day the war was over he looked me in the eyes and told me something real important. Probably the most important, life changing thing he ever said. This statement dictated my actions for the rest of my life, and I've been better because of it. Without this message, I probably wouldn't have been able to learn the secret to extending my life by 15 years.

Bingo looked me IN MY EYES and said Too Long; Did not Read!

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2013-07-12 04:30:49

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spadeguy (2013-07-11 23:51:46)

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it's just a short story... and stuff...

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ConnorRonnoc (2013-07-12 19:56:19)

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NOOOOO!!!! Dies of heart attack. THIS IS YOUR FAULT SPADEGUY!!!!!!

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spadeguy (2013-07-12 20:40:53)

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Hmm... problem?

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spadeguy (2013-07-15 14:37:47)

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Yep. It makes it a story AND a complete waste of time!

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