Perfect_Chaos (2013-10-09 00:27:57)

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I've always loved cod, I always bought them the second they were in the shop, then I went to gamestop to buy call of duty. Then I found out that I went there the wrong day. I found a old man selling it. The disk was covered in blood, but my curiosity got the best of me. So I bought it anyways. As I got home I popped it in my ps3. The game started with a guy dead in the middle of the field. I thought "awesome" Then it cut to black displaying the words "your next" Shivering I called my friend saying "Yo, check this out, I'm playing this game and it has terrible grammar, no seriously, what kind of mofo spells you're next without a freaking apostrophe?" Then the game raged and cut off the phone and the text changed this time it displayed "ALRIGHT LET'S GO MOFO!" part 2....

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NintendoDude (2013-10-09 01:30:55)

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It's always an old man.

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Perfect_Chaos (2013-10-09 02:26:38)

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*facepalm* Do you not get that this is a trollpasta?

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Perfect_Chaos (2013-10-10 00:34:11)

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All of a sudden, the television came back on displaying Mortal Kombat. The ghost then said "I'm a beast at this game". I then replied saying "Yeah right". I kicked his ass at that game, I taunted, "In yo ugly ghost face". The ghost replied "F you". I heard noise, I came downstairs. There was ULTRA HYPER ULTRA REALISTIC ULTRA BLOOD on the floor. Oh and a picture of ULTRA HYPER ULTRA REALISTIC ULTRA PATRICK on the floor. I then grabbed my soda and skipped upstairs. The ghost then responded, "ARE YOU NOT AFRAID?" I responded, "No, I know what your trying to do, make me pass out by seeing hyper realistic turds next to a picture of patrick so you can take my soul. I sold my soul long ago."
"Picture of patrick, what picture of patrick, and to who?"
"Jake from staefarm."
"JAKE FROM STATEFARM!!!!!!!!!" A noise occured, "Ahhhh!" the ghost screamed. "Stop writing in your journal and check out the sound!"
"Ha! Your afraid of ghosts."
"PFFFT, NO!" The door creaked and opened as the other one had underwear that was no longer white. The cat hid behind me. Then another ghost came in, and the ghost that came before hid behind me. Pretty soon the ghost was afraid of the ghost that was afraid of the ghost that was afraid of the ghost's dog. The phone then rang, it came from Kevin, "Impossible" said how the heck should I know, I'm surprised Death didn't come. "Sup", Death said as he was drinking my soda. "Hey, you were about to die from this soda, you were gonna get your tounge stuck or something." Death said as he fell alseep. "Wait," I said, "If Kevin, died, then, THEN WHO WUZ DA PHONE?"

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NintendoDude (2013-10-10 01:16:26)

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trullpusta duh erybdy! :truul:

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