Perfect_Chaos (2013-10-14 18:03:08)

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I've always wanted to be a pokemon trainer, but that dream became a nightmare.
Magneta: Where am I?
Mom: Wake up son.
Magneta: You aint my mom, *runs off*
Mom: Whatever, *brings out pot*
Magneta: Wait, I'm in Pokemon! That means I can get a pokemon from prof's house. *runs there*
Prof: Ah yes, hellow Magneta and um.....
???: What the f gramps? You don't know my name?
Magneta: Don't worry prof I know his name.
???: Thank you-
Magneta: It's horse .
???: Hey!
Prof: Ah yes, horse .
Horse : you prof.
Prof: Now now Horse , don't be rude, we don't accept that kind of language.
Magneta: Yeah Horse .

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Perfect_Chaos (2013-10-17 20:32:48)

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Prof: Now, I have 3 pokemon, Magneta gets the pikachu and you get the magikarp.
Horse : What? Why do I get the magikarp?
Prof: Because charizards are too valuable. Now run along.
Horse : Hey we should battle.
Magneta: Alright
*battle emerges*
Magneta: Pikachu use thumderbolt!
Horse : Magikarp use tackle!
*magikarp splashes*
Horse : Fuuuu-
*magikarp has fainted*

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Perfect_Chaos (2013-10-18 22:11:00)

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*some time later*
Magneta: Move it.
Gramps: No
Girl: I'm sorry, he hasn't had his coffee.
Magneta: Ahh! F you!
*some more time later*
Magneta: What do you mean you can't accept this? It's money isn't it?
Cashier: Sir we know it's fake. That conker bill has the face of the guy from lockstep.
Magneta: Damn your video game money, by any chance do you accept GTA money?
Cashier: *nods*
Magneta: Gah!!!
*so much time later that the old narrator quit, and had to hire a new one*
Magneta: Welp, it's time to train my pikachu with some level grinding.
Bug Trainer: Hey, let's battle.
Magneta: Naw I'm going to train my pikachu first by-
*battle emerges*
Magneta: Oh okay, battle anyways.
BT: Metapod use harden
Magneta: Pikachu use thunderbolt!
*Enemy loses 3 HP*
Magneta: Alright, at a good start so far.
*3 minutes later*
Magneta: Alright he has 1 HP, there is no way his harden can help him now.
BT: Metapod use harden!
Magneta: Pikachu use thunderbolt!
*Metapod loses 0.0000000001 HP*
Magneta: wtf
*3 hours later*
*Magneta snoring*
BT: Hellow!!!!
*Magneta wakes up*
*So much time later that I began to realize why the old narrator quit*
*Metapod has fainted*
Magneta: Finally!!
BT: Let's battle!
Magneta: AHHHHH!!!!!!!!
*1 day later*
Magneta: Man I am beat, what about you pikachu?
*pikachu is evolving*
Magneta: Ooooooh
*pikachu has evolved into....................................................................................... metapod!!!!
Magneta: FUUUUUUU
(there are 3 references whoever gives the name of the tv show/game they are from gets a free cookie)

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