Perfect_Chaos (2013-10-20 15:07:19)

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There once was a man named Slend. He was dumb, and one day he showed a cop his illegal Pokemon X on his computer. The cop didn't hesitate to slide his face across the floor until they reached the jail cell. However now slend had no face. His cellmate was holding a bucket containing a white substance. He then revealed that it was glue. He then tripped and accidently poured it all over poor Slend. The guards said the only thing you can wear is this black suit. The cops also said they should test out they're new body part stretcher, and it worked, his arms and legs were incredibly long. Slend also took a diet because the prison food was terrible. I'm pretty sure fish don't have legs, and chicken don't have 8. He looked incredibly tall and skinny. He was then let out because it was revealed that Slend wasn't dumb and his screensaver was Pokemon Y. All of a sudden, a big octopus attacked him and Slend won. The octopus came inside him and the doctor said he is now part octopus. He has tentacles on his back. Slend also looked at people and for some reason he could tell they needed new underwear.

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2013-11-03 19:06:50

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Super_~_Junior. (2013-11-03 06:52:43)

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