Perfect_Chaos (2013-10-31 03:04:23)

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"da guy wit glasses hit da guy with the jacket"
Dan: How's that?
Akome: Well it's certainly, uh....
Brad: It sucks.
Dan: What about it sucks.
Brad: The grammar's bad, it's not descriptive, no puncuation, and no capitalization. Anything else Einstein?
Dan: you
Brad: No thanks, I'm not a homo like you.
Akome: Come on guys calm down.
Silva: She's right, you guys are behaving like asses.
Dan: Whatever
*the next day*
"The wind made a swishing sound, wolves howling by using their vocal cords in their stomach. A strange, smelly wind came from my backside and had broken the beautiful smell of the wind. That's when I realized, I had farted."
Dan: How's that?
Akome: Um....
Silva: Good job Mojo Jojo
Dan: Thank you- wait....
Brad: Ha! You're so dumb.
*all arguing*
Akome: Stop! We should all make up, besides, you're all being very rude to each other.
*all compromising*
Silva: Wow, Akome, you're just so nice aren't you?
Akome: Well I suppose that *talks for 80 minutes*
*everyone falls asleep*
Akome: Uh-oh, Ii talked too much again!
*trips and falls out window*
Man: Uh-oh, mam are you okay? Oh man I am so ed! What do I tell the ambulance, what if the police blame the death on me!? Oh man, oh man, oh man, I am so scr-
Emoka: OH MY ING GOD, WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT THE UP FOR ATLEAST 2 DAMN SECONDS!?
Man: Okay sorry geez.
*the next day*
Dan: Someone broke in!
Brad: Or Akome fell out the window for the 72nd time.
Emoka: Oh so I fall out a lot ass face.
Silva: Woah, Akome, you've changed.
Emoka: What? I'm just the same Akome as yesterday .
Brad: Impossible, you're too rude.
Man: I think I can explain.
Dan: Oh hey Man.
Man: You see, after the ambulance came they told me that she has another soul in her that can only be triggered by a hit to the head.
Silva: So in order to get our Akome back we have to hit her?
Man: I'm afraid so.
Dan: But we can't hit- hey!
Emoka: I hope you mind, I'm using your magazines as weed.
*bops on head*
Akome: Huh, uh-oh, someone must've vandalized your magazines Dan.
Silva: She's either back, or being a sarcastic .
*the next day*
"There was a lot of fighters back then, but I, Dan am the best of all time"
Dan: So, what did ya think.
Silva: Good, except you spelled worst wrong.
*everyone laughs*
Dan: Hey!
Brad: Wow and only 5 seconds, new record!

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