Perfect_Chaos (2013-11-03 04:02:33)

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The stories aren't identical to their "read something". Anyways,

1. Karate Man

Landlord: Until you pay your rent, get out!
Joe: Great, now what?
*looks through windows*
Polyrhythm Employee: Come work at the Polyrhythm Factory today, we accept anyone!
Barista: Pfft, stupid
*turns off TV*
Joe: No wait! Great, I don't even know where it is.
Small Octopus Thing: Need a ride?
Joe: Uh... sure.
Whatever that thing is: 1, 2 dododo
*later*
Polyrhythm Employee: It's pretty simple, just go in time with the beat.
Joe: Um... okay....
Employee: Now, I'm going to go grab a coffee, don't go anywhere.
Joe: Hm...
*presses button and factory explodes*
Joe: Uh-oh
*runs off*
Joe: Great! Just great- huh?
*looks through window*
Sensei: Welcome to the karate tournament, the winner shall recieve 1 million dollars. The tournament will start at 5:30 PM.
Joe: Oh, that's only.... 10 seconds!? Uh-oh!
*runs*
*in dojo*
Sensei: All right! Let the tournament begin!
*afterwards*
Joe: What!? I lost, I did worse than the monkeys!
Someone: I see why.
Joe: Huh?
Susan: My name's Susan.
Joe: I'm Joe.
Susan: You need good rhythm to win.
Joe: Rhythm?
Susan: Yeah.
Joe: I think I'll try that, will you help me?
Susan: Sure.
And so Joe's true training began to become the man, the karate man.
Next: Space Baseball, you know what needs sports? Space

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Perfect_Chaos (2013-11-03 05:23:16)

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Darn spam

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Perfect_Chaos (2013-11-05 03:15:47)

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2. Spaceball

Terry: Just another day in the life of space. *sigh*
Dan: Yeah, I wish life were better, like those people in the big leagues.
Terry: What if we had spaceball?
Dan: Huh?
Terry: Baseball in space! Think about it.
Dan: Yeah but how do we get the equipment we need?
Dasturd: I think I can help.
Terry: Don't you give packages not take?
Dasturd: Yeah but a skinny guy, a fat guy, and a girl keep selfishly taking them, so I'm only giving packages that create disastrous episodes, oh and I sent an old assassin with a monkey after them.
Terry: Oh, okay....
*takes baseball package*
Dasturd: Here you go.
Terry: Thanks
Dan: So how does this work?
Terry: I don't know.
*baseball bounces out of bag*
Dan: Woah
Terry: I guess we should hit it.
*after a while*
Son: Hey mom look at this.
*after a while a crowd shows up*
Reporter: And what do you call this amazing new sport?
Terry: Spaceball
Next up, Veggie-Pull, Who knew vegetables had hair, reappearing hair for that matter.

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Perfect_Chaos (2013-11-06 03:21:08)

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oops

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Perfect_Chaos (2013-11-07 02:47:52)

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3. Rhythm Epilation

Stomp Farmer: I finished getting out all your vegetables, now where's my pay?
Stanley: Uh....
Stomp Farmer: Right.... okay, I'll let it slide THIS time, but on the 7th, you will pay.
Stanley: Alright
*the next morning*
Stanley: Sir, would you be interested in an onion?
Bear: I'm a girl but, sure why not? Hey! There's hair on this!
Stanley: What in the world!?
*later*
Stanley: So can you get it out?
Woman: Yep
*pulls hair and it reappears*
Woman: AHH!
*runs*
Stanley: Great
*later that night*
Stanley: I don't suppose you can help me.
Scientist: Yes, the reason the hairs keep reapearing is because you need the most important thing, rhythm.
Next up, Marchers: These marchers are so in sync they're like toys.

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