herobrine42 (2013-11-19 22:36:20)

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A boring day in the middle of summer. Being an only child can be tough, since you have to do all the chores. "Troy, wash the dishes!","Troy, take out the garbage","Troy, wash the garbage can!" I was SICK of it! Finally, after tons of hard labor, I finally earned enough money for a game on my laptop, Minecraft.

Once I finally bought the game, a screen popped up saying: "WARNING: DO YOU WANT TO BUY THIS? VIRUS DETECTED! VIRUS DETECTED!VIRIVDETUF-/--`'`,..,..."
"What the crap?" I said when I saw the messed up text. I pressed X to get rid of it, but dozens more of the same window popped up, then Minecraft downloaded. Suddenly, the screen went blank.
"CRAP!!!" I yelled as the download cancled and my 20 dollars vanished. Just a moment after, my dashboard opened up my file storage, where I found Minecraft.EXE. "Wait, Minecraft.EXE?! No, I've seen what happens with .EXE files. Princess.EXE showed a little girl shredding her head apart, Watching.EXE had a stalker come to life, and who knows what could happen in MINECRAFT.EXE? Oh well, I spent 3 months paying for this crap, so, it won`t hurt, right?"
Boy, was I wrong.

Once I got on, the Minecraft logo popped up and I pressed on single player. After loading a world, things went out of control. When I spawned, the sky was red, the grass was red, the trees were on fire, and graves were everywhere. "This does not look like Minecraft," I muttered to myself. A Creeper came up to me. It had blood dripping from it`s mouth and it`s eye sockets. I heard hissing, and then an explosion. In the explosion, I saw Creeper guts fly everywhere. Instantly, I ripped out the battery, because I didn`t want any other disgusting things happen.

Suddenly, I heard a hissing noise. "Oh, CCCRRRAAAAA--"
KABOOM!

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"That`s probably the scariest story I`ve written!" I, Donovan Wescoat, said happily. Instantly, I heard a hiss. "Not TODAY!!" I shouted.
TBC on next entry!

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2013-11-19 22:42:32

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herobrine42 (2013-11-19 22:40:33)

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I then shot the Creeper outside the window. I heard a crash, and the Creeper had a splintered wooden hole in it`s forehead. "What the crap?" I said. Then, I heard static, my body tingled, and I saw a white face, the last face I`d see.

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JaronTheFireCat (2013-11-19 23:24:46)

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Creeper: I say, old chap. What a nice housssssssse...

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herobrine42 (2013-11-19 23:45:24)

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Creeper=Crapper=Penis

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Drakkrai (2013-11-20 00:14:58)

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This says "crap" too many times.

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herobrine42 (2013-11-20 21:50:01)

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o-o I`m Donovan...


Sssssssssss...*explosion*

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herobrine42 (2013-11-24 23:02:15)

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o-o Are you a psycic? -LaughingJillian

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herobrine42 (2013-11-26 22:30:50)

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^yes.

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