Perfect_Chaos (2013-12-03 23:43:03)

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One day there were three little pigs, Bean, Sonic, and Mega, and their grandma, Sackthing101, after his sex change.
Sack: We're kicking you out
Mega: Already? Lazy writer....
Bean: But-
Sack: Chad, spike them
Chad: LESSSSS GOOOO APEX NIGGGAAAASSS
*Later*
Bean was making his house out of straw.
Mega: You're making a house of straw?
Bean: Ya darn tootin'
Sonic was making his out of d- sticks.
Mega: You guys are stupid.
Sonic: And what are you making?
Mega: A brick house, you see by dividing 87956786 by 765509 and finding the square root of 988, I was able to find the the measurement of the-
Sonic: Wow, that's so boring Einstein would call you a nerd.
*Later*
*Edgee knocks on door*
Bean: Uh-uh, uh-uh no way, I've been sitting in my straw yes now for days.
Edgee: Then I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll spam your house down! Or sneeze, whichever story you believe.
Bean: Off with you peasant!
*Spams house down*
*Later*
Edgee: Open up Sonic
Sonic: Okay
Edgee: Huh, that was easy.
*Chad spikes Edgee*
Chad: LESSSSSSS GOOOO
*Spams house down*
*Later*
Edgee: Open up
Mega: No
Edgee: Then I'll- you know what, F this, I'm going through the chimney.
*Edgee climbs up the brick house*
*Edgee jumps in the chimney*
*Fire burns Edgee*
Bean: It looks like
*Puts on sunglasses*
Bean: We're having bear tonight. YEAHHHHHH!
THE END

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2013-12-03 23:45:30

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Perfect_Chaos (2013-12-04 01:02:27)

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By the way, Bean has multiple personalities.

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Drakkrai (2013-12-04 01:52:24)

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Please no Total Drama reference.

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Perfect_Chaos (2013-12-04 02:32:53)

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^ I wasn't

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ConnorRonnoc (2013-12-04 06:14:45)

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@Deadpool-Scout I met someone in real life that had multiple personalities, of course I wasn't really friends with him but I guess that's beside the point.

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Bean (2014-02-21 00:23:03)

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^

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LaughingJill (2014-02-21 03:01:05)

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Plaza Tales.

THAT SOUNDS SO FAMILIAR.

I WONDER WHERE YOU COULD HAVE POSSIBLY COME UP WITH THAT NAME. HINT. HINT.

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