Perfect_Chaos (2013-12-10 04:21:07)

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Connor: Hellow and welcome to "Connor's Guide To Pokemon"!

Step 1 Don't insult your pokemon

Ronnoc: Come on Magikarp, you suck.
*Magikarp evolves*
Ronnoc: Oh shi-
*Gets eaten*

Step 2 Don't ask for some of Brock's food

Misty: Hey Brock, can I have some of your fries.
*Some time later*
Ash: Hey Brock, where's Misty?
Bean: But how does that hel-
Connor: Step 3 Never Not Jump Bean
Bean: Wait wha-
*Everyone jumps Bean*
*Static*
Sonic: Time to beat some niggas online.
*10 minutes later*
Sonic: WORK DAMINIT!
*Player joins*
*50 minutes later*
Sonic: I forgot I'm in team battle.
*When battle actually starts*
Sonic: I have a bad feeling about my opponent.
*At opponent's house*
Chad: LESSS GOOOOO
*Static*
*Shinestar defeats Mcfox*
Princess Leaf: Thank you
*Walks away*
Shinestar: wtf, I save you and all I get is a thank you?
Princess Leaf: I-I have a coupon for Walmart.
Shinestar: Yes because I risked my life for a coupon.
Princess Leaf: Well what do you want!? A kiss!?
Shinestar: No, I can tell you haven't took a shower for eight weeks.
Princess Leaf: BECAUSE I WAS CAPTURED FOR EIGHT WEEKS!
*Both arguing*
Mcfox: I think this might be a good time to move on.
*Static*
*Legend of Zelda theme plays*
Bean: Alright, time to pull this sword.
Navi: Hey!
Bean: Shut up Navi
*Bean fails to pull sword*
Navi: Listen
Bean: SHUT UP, I DON'T NEED YO HELP!
*Some time later*
*Bean takes out chainsaw*
Navi: Errr, Bean
*Bean punches Navi*
Bean: WHAT!?
Navi: *Weak* *Coughing* Press B to pull the sword
*Bean pulls sword*
Bean: Oh, heheh....
*Next time*
Doctor Octagonapus: I'm sorry. he's dead
Doree: Noooooo
XxSHANExX: Meh
Edgee: The green button leads to an acid trip, and the red leads to the rabbit hole, are you going to pick one?
Jill: Depends, do both of them lead to-
Edgee: Yes
*Stay tuned next week*

This post has been edited one or more times, the last time was:
2013-12-10 21:15:52

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Perfect_Chaos (2013-12-10 21:16:38)

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Added 2 skits

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BigMooney (2013-12-10 21:24:22)

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lol

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