spadeguy (2014-01-05 01:06:29)

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Hello, my name is Spade, and I'm kinda the guy tells this story. It's about a place called Plazaland, not much different from this online piece of sh- err... where exciting stuff happens!

"Spade, are you thinking to yourself again?" Robdeprop asks, "You'll live in Miscellania okay, but you can go anywhere you want from there. Or course, some places are off limits, but you'll be told about those eventually. Any questions?"

"Yeah, uhh... I've heard about strange things happening... I'm not trying to die. Oh, and where will I work, or eat, o-"
I couldn't speak suddenly. It was as if the breath was taken from me, and I couldn't do anything. His eyes began glowing white, and his voice changed from a friendly tone to a calmer voice. A horrible quaking sensation came about the room as all objects in the vicinity began to float, along with me. The only thing that remained on the ground was Robdeprop. He began to speak.

"There is nothing strange. The mods all possess power beyond your puny mortal comprehension." I fell to the ground, along with everything else, and the quaking stopped. Everything was back to normal.
"But wait... does that mean that I have power beyond their comprehension? What about... him... I'm sure that tinkerer understands it..." He looked at me. "Let me get my blackboard, so we can brainstorm, okay?"

Me: What... the... fu-
Robdeprop: Swearing gets you in trouble.
Me: ...I need to go to the bathroom...

I got up and casually walked towards the bathroom. When there, I opened a window, and climbed out.

Then I just ran.

Okay, so... Miscellania,! That can't be so far!
I thought to myself.
I've just gotta get there!

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spadeguy (2014-01-05 15:16:06)

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wut?

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spadeguy (2014-01-07 03:21:43)

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Big City, Odd Jobs

...and so I found Miscellania...

The whole place was actually pretty good, and unlike Chatston, this place actually had some pretty cool people. Then there were the nutjobs. But other than that, all was good.

The streets were paved in brick, and large skyscrapers stood out in the urban landscape. As a coastal city, the pier was a great way to burn time. For the first few days I just took in the sights. My living quarters was an apartment near the center or Miscellania. It was a fairly good deal, my roommate was rarely ever home.

I was just finishing up the redecorating of my room. With a big comfy bed against the wall, and a large television in the room, I was practically at home. The free wi-fi and cable deal I had going on was pretty nice, actually.

"Okay... time to think of a way to make cash!" I said out loud. "This place is huge... I'll be sure to find a job!"

Hours later, an act of fate, or maybe pure luck occured. I had been searching endlessly for places with a "help wanted" sign. There weren't many places, and I never would've thought of this by myself...

...until I met a boy named Connor...

I was walking down the street, when I heard a shouting in an alley. Typically I would turn the other way, but today I was feeling a little different. Besides, these screams just sounded like genuine dissatisfaction, not armed robbery.

I entered the alley, and there sat a boy wearing dark jeans and a blue shirt. He sat with his back against the wall, surrounded by papers. He looked at me, and I could see the anger in his face.

"What's wrong?" I asked, "What happened here?"

"What do you care? It's not like you can help..." He said, "Just... get lost..."
"Look, I'm Spade, and I'm here to help," I said calmly, "Now, what's the problem?"

After some thought, he answered.
"Well, I'm Connor. I'm looking for my twin brother, Ronnoc, and I got a tip that he was in Plazaland. I could use your help in finding him. Plazaland is a pretty big place.

"W-wait... what? Like the huge amusement park? Plazaland? This is like, 5 streets away from that place!"

I facepalmed, and turned away... I had no idea his job would be this simple! My next step was to apply for a job there anyway.

"Follow me Connor!"

We walked for 15 minutes, and before long we were there. From the outside the amusement park in its full entirety couldn't really be captured. From the ground, it stretched left and right as far as the eye can see. It took up a little less than half of Miscellania. I was flabbergasted.

"...mmm... flabbergast..." I said out loud, almost subconsciously. "I-I mean, cool! Yeah. Cool!"
The look on his face showed he was just anxious to get in.
"Okay then... let's go find your brother!"

At the entryway, we were stopped. I cringed in fear upon seeing who was working the ticket booth...

RobdeProp

"Oh, hey Spade! I heard about your job troubles!" He said, taking a large bite out of a candy bar. "I'll give you a job, no problem. We could use some help here anyway... secret stuff, top secret."

"SPADE, WHAT ABOUT RONNOC!?!?" Connor interrupted, "Geez, do you always get this sidetracked?"
"Oh yeah," I said, "Hey RobdeProp. Connor here lost his twin brother. Could you help us?"

"No."

"Than- wait what?" I said, confused. His answer was delivered so innocently, I assumed he said yes.

"Nope! I can't!" Robdeprop elaborated, "I could actually... but you don't have a twin brother Connor."

Connor stared off blankly, before cheerily exclaiming
"OH YEAH! Thanks for your help Spade! Couldn't have not found anything without you... I think... see you at work!"

Connor walked off cheerily into Plazaland running out of his way to kick a fox mascot in the balls.

"...that guy is crazy..." I said, "Oh yeah, the job!"

"...so when do I start?"

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kblackeagle (2014-01-07 03:35:20)

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I like the story so far. It's interesting.

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