LaughingJill (2014-01-22 04:09:45)

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...ylsuoiverP

Bean: So close. So frigalicken close.

So... Maybe less typos this time...

SL: Yo Rob!

Rob: Gahaha! Luigi! I told you not to do this!

SL: Do what?

Rob: Break into my house, with a sledgehammer!

SL: Whatever, I have this idea that involvs some people in Plaza.

Rob: Does it involve them getting hurt?

SL: Very.

Rob: Go on...

SL: We take, Bean, Connor, Jill, Lindsay maybe other people and we just watch them kill themselves. But in a game universe.

Rob: Go on...

SL: Uh... we could make the girls wear skimpy clothing and the guys get the better weapons.

Rob: Alright, tone it down... Go on...

SL: That's it.

Rob: Go on...

SL: Uh... I'll just go get them now. And when I say get I mean abduct.

Rob: Go on...

SL: Just gonna leave...

-Later or something-

-Bean and Connor wake up-

Bean: Not again...

Connor: Ducks. I'm not gonna be like... killed... or anything... am I?

-Lindsay wakes up-

Lindsay: No Jill, no more...

Connor: Wait... what the f-

-Jill wakes up-

Jill: Guh... man I h-

-Jill smacks Connor and Bean-

Jill: You two little pervs! This is the last time you drug me!

SL: Hello once again everyone!

Lindsay: Now I know why we're here.

SL: Que the lights!

-Bright lights flood everything-

Connor: By the gods I'm blind!

SL: Tone down the lights!

-Lights get a bit more dim-

Bean: -takes off sunglasses- Alright, why are we here?

SL: Ya'll gonna be competing in a series of Games... the first is Dead Island, but your gear has been altered and a metric duckload of bugs have been fixed!

Connor: Explain this!

-Everyone get's teleported into the Dead Island universe

Connor: Woah, I got a suit of armor! I am invincible to crotch shots!

Bean: Kevlar Combat Fatigues? Duckin' A...

Jill: Why am I in a one piece swimsuit? I look like I should be in an anime!

Lindsay: SL... made my breasts... twice as huge. Now I know what it fe- Connor stop oggling me!

Connor: I am invincible to your crotch shots! I can oggle whomever I please!

-Jill crotch shots Connor-

Connor: Mother of Mary... -falls over-

Bean: Hey Jill.

Jill: Yeah.

-Bean tosses Jill a Cricket Bat with LJ carved into the side and a white lipstick kiss mark-

Bean: Found your Cricket Bat.

Lindsay: I found a gun!

Connor: And I found a sword! Make way for the inuendo jokes!

-Lindsay shoots Connor-

Bean: I have a crowbar.

SL: Start the game! I added an interesting little feature to your female partner's clothes.

-Evil snickering-

Jill: Bean. I'm using you as a sheild.

Lindsay: I will shoot anything that's going to move!

Connor: Does that include Jiggle physics?

Jill: SL didn't add those too, did he?

-Evil snickering-

Connor: Let us find out in the next part!

Bean: Huh?

Jill: Huh?

Duck: Quack.

Lindsay: Ah!

-Lindsay shoots the duck-

Connor: For Ducks sake Lindsay!

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ConnorRonnoc (2014-01-22 07:41:04)

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NUUUUUUU not the duck!

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Bean (2014-01-22 23:05:37)

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NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THHEEE DDDUUUCCCKKK!!!!!! *Cries*

giv mi 10 3dspnts ef u cri evri tiem

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