LaughingJill (2014-01-25 22:09:44)

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The last time there was...

SL: All the Jiggle Physics!

What'll happen now...

At Chad's house.

Chad: Guh. I swear, no more sign ups from SL.

Lindsay: Normal clothes... finally...

Jill: I've never had so many bite marks in my neck, by zombies.

Connor: Yeah, all that crap was... crap.

-Chad pulls up a computer-

Chad: Holy mother of... guys...

Jill: What did SL do now?

Chad: SL and Rob are dead.

Lindsay: Whut?

-Omega busts through the roof in an assassin outfit-

Omega: Right in the kidneys...

Connor: Dafuq?

Omega: I was doing some Assassins Creed parkhour. Did not work out.

Jill: Hey, you hear that SL and Rob got killed?

Omega: Not really. Heard someone died but I didn't know who.

Lindsay: Hey Jill, let's go and leave this to these guys.

Jill: Wait, why exactly?

Batmanatee: I see we have... Injustice... among us.

-Chad spikes Batmanatee-

Chad: Stop trying to do that!

Jill: I see your point Lindsay.

Omega: I will accompany the ladies.

-Outside of PlazaCafé-

Omega: I might be regretting this decision.

Jill: Oh, come on Omega. What's wrong?

Omega: Well, I'm in the part of Plaza where the Plaza Girls frequent most, and I'm dressed like Ezio.

Lindsay: Pfft, whatever Omega.

-Elsewhere-

Connor: Okay, so we should be on Forgiven's house.

Batmanatee: Wait, why would Forgiven kill Rob and SL?

Chad: He probably didn't, he just has my...

Connor: He has your what?

Chad: I sense a disturbance in the Apex...

-To the other place-

Jill: Omega...

Omega: Mm?

Jill: Did you kill SL and Rob?

Omega: Yes.

-Lindsay chokes on her latte-

Lindsay: Just like that?!

Omega: You two'll be dead anyways, and your bodies will sell quite nicely on the Black Chat. So...

-Omega stands from his chair-

Jill: Oh sh-

Chad: 2014 NIGGAHS LET'S GOOOO LET'S GOOOO

-Omega gets spiked-

Lindsay: That was too close.

Chad: That felt good.

Connor: Holy duck.

Jill: I know right?

SL: Serves him right.

Chad: Wait, you're alive?

Rob: Me too.

SL: Yeah, he killed two clones that we used from SL labs. Oh yeah, Connor, your order is ready.

Connor: I thought you said orders were going to be se-

-Jill smacks Connor with a Cricket Bat-

SL: Ow...

This post has been edited one or more times, the last time was:
2014-01-25 22:12:47

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LaughingJill (2014-01-27 04:28:40)

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^Reason?

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Bean (2014-01-27 20:12:03)

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