LaughingJill (2014-03-04 04:38:36)

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Pervesiously...

Connor: Darn you SL Labs!

Time for Homophobic Awareness Day...

-Bean stares at the Story section in the Plaza Forum crossroads-

Bean: Why is there never anything good?!

-Omega rises up behind him-

Omega: Because we haven't had any crazy adventures.

Bean: Gah! For the love of Robdegod, Omega!

Omega: What?

Bean: N-Nothinng...

-A wild Phantasm appears from the sky with a gas mask!-

-Phantasm face plants on the ground-

Phantasm: Aww, my kidneys...

Bean: Dafuq did you come from?

Phantasm: I was just cleaning up a chemical spill in the last Server Attack from H4DSI. The Game Forums were hit the hardest...

Omega: Cowards...

RobdeIntercom: Attention Plaza Forumers! As of now, you are allowed to write anything involving gore and... sesual... sasua... sens... For the love of me, Luigi, your handwriting is horrible. You know what? [Beep] it! I'll just do an @all message... give or take a few people.

-Phantasm, Omega and Bean get a message-

Omega: Oooh, basically, we can do anything in the forums.

-Jill comes around from the Chat road-

Jill: Oh hey guys!

Omega: -cough-Malk-cough-

Bean: Hey Jill. What you doin'?

Jill: Well, me and Lindsay were going to do a sign up in here. I swear she is so slow.

Phantasm: Say Jill, you didn't get an @all message, have you?

Jill: No, I'm not eh...

Phantasm: Jill?

-Jill bites on a pen she brought with her-

Phantasm: Jill?!

Jill: Heheh... Sorry, I just like guys in gas masks...

Bean: To the gas mask store!

Jill: Ha! It only works for some guys, besides, you boys know I'm Lesbian.

-Lindsay shows up, deleting messages-

Lindsay: I hate all these pointless messages, I swear, I'm just deleting everything I get from everyone now!

Jill: Took you long enough.

Lindsay: Sorry, I took a while trying to delete messages.

Bean to Omega: Hey, since we can do anything, wanna just tie Jill and Lindsay in a dungeon?

Omega to Bean: Come on, dungeons are way overrated!

Phantasm: Uh Bean, you were going to do something about a story, and you needed two strong female leads, right?

Bean: I nev- Erm, yes!

Jill: I heard something about a Female Lead?

Bean: Oh yeah, it takes place in a Skyrim like world. Eh, I need a female blacksmith.

Jill: Sold.

Lindsay: Well, Jill has abandoned the entire Sign up, I guess I'm in.

Omega and Phantasm: Molten Gold casts of our new Goddesses.

Jill: Hm?

Omega: What? Nothing! I erh uh... Steroids! Lots of 'em!

Jill: Okay then...

Bean: Phantasm, show the young ladies to the dressing rooms and make sure they are dressed accordingly.

Phantasm to Bean: Tight or Skimpy?

Bean: -cough-Tight-cough-

Omega: So then, shall I get our props?

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Bean (2014-03-04 18:03:49)

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Lol.

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