Smashsonic123 (2014-03-08 07:57:25)

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WARNING THIS STORY IS SPOOKY

I am a total Mario and Sonic fan. Like everyone else in the world. But I hate them now after the experience I had...

It was a nice saturday morning, I was playing Sonic's Schoolhouse. It's my favorite game of all time. I was sad because I wanted to play Mario and Sonic at the olympic games Yoshi 2016.
But since I'm an poor ass I buyed the first game in the franchise. The original... I wanted to buy to game but I saw a garage sale outside. The perfect change to get the game for free! I walked up to the man and said 'Yo, man gimmie Mariow en Sanic!' I got the and I was ready to play...

I put the disk in my Wii and started playing.
My hand and eye were twitching while the logos poped up. BUT WHAT WAS ODD WAS THAT ALL THE LOGOS WERE RED! SPOOKY SHIZ!
I pooped my pants like I had diarrea because that was so scary... I twitched even more.
'Ah I can't stand it!' I said and threw my hand against the wall. After I stopped twitching I saw another logo, but it was normal this time because it was the title screen. But what odd was was that Sonic had black eyes and red puppils and there was hyper-realistic blood dripping from his eyes, and Mario had the same except that Mario's clothes were all dark toned...
I twitched and pooped even more until I ran to the bathroom and puked all over the sink.

Eventually I pressed start because I trought it was a glitch, but when I got to the menu screen I pooped and twitched even more because everything was red. SPOOKY!
I touched the TV and got to the character select screen, but all the characters were gone except Waluigi and Vector. I chose Waluigi but instead of doing a cool animation, his eyes became red and his moustache turned into hyper-realistic blood.
I was apparently doing 100 meter... I twitched even more. 'Ah, I can't take it anymore! and threw my head against the wall and then hit myself with a shovel 53 times. When I wanted to begin the screen stayed black for 6.5 seconds and then the match began. I shaked the Wiiremote to go faster but when I almost got the the finish line, Waluigi tripped. Hyper-realistic blood squirted out of him and the screen got to black for 64.8 seconds until a message box appeared, it said 'YOU KILLED WALUIGI, NOW TO KILL YOU'.

I pooped my pants and twitched so much I threw my diaper against the wall and turned of the game. I threw my Wii outside and smashed it with a hammer. I then put the Wii back on the computer and played again. I never played it again. I was tired so I got to bed, but when I woke up Waluigi was seen everywhere outside. They were creepy, just like Mario and Sonic. When I wanted to bring the game back to the man from the garage sale, he already got eaten by a Waluigi. I was twitching and pooping everywhere in the house because I had nowhere to go...

They are after me, but they are also after you... SO NEVER GO OUTSIDE OR HYPER-REALISTIC BLOOD BLACK-TONED WALUIGI WILL TWITCH ON YOU!

The end?

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SackThing101 (2014-03-09 06:23:29)

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*Makes a game about it*

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SlenderDude12 (2014-04-01 14:29:52)

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I Could of swore That in this story Sonic was Sonic.exe

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