BlurXL (2014-03-15 04:46:42)

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This is actually 2 useless ways.

Blur shows off some useless ways to people to become like him! But it didn't go out so well... so I hope you enjoyed this!

This short contains:

Ridiculousness.

Blur putting his friends to the emergency hospital.

Blur screwing up things.

Not really a guide...


Blur: Hey, I'm Blur The Hedgefox! And I'll be showing you how to be just like-- ...what do you mean I'm not a hedgehog anymore? Let's not focus on that right now.

Blur: I'll be showing 2 ways to be just like me!

WARNING: SOME DANGEROUS STUFF MAY RISK YOUR LIFE! DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME AT ALL!

-Static-

Number 1. Try to save your friends from any dangerous harm.

Blur: So the first step is simple! First you gotta--

Flazer: HRRNGGG!!!

[CRASH]

[BEEEEEEEEEP]

Blur: What the heck, Flazer?! YOU WERE EARLY THIS TIME!

Flazer: Oops! He he... sorry Blur! I was testing out this--

Blur: We'll since your here, I'll get to some basics!

1 minute later of useless explaining over things...

Blur: Flazer, step on that "X" over there!

Flazer: Okay? Why?

Blur: Okay! Remember, you have to be quick enough to be there for your allies when a thing is about to hit them! And-- -Accidentally pulls the rope and a anchor hits on Flazer's head-

Flazer: WAH!!!

[CLANG CRASH]

Blur: Flazer? You okay?

Flazer: -Is unconscious- ... ... ...

Blur: -Slowly backs away and starts to run-

Light: I better call 911 emergency...

Zai: Good thinking...

Number 2. Doing the right thing.

Blur: Now for step 2! Make sure you do the right thing to give up something you have to save the universe!

Blur: Unfortunately, there are no dangerous things here so I--

[CRASH BOOM]

Blur X: Well well... if it isn't Blur The Hedgehog! I got your special someone and if you don't bring me the Chaos Emeralds, she will-- oh my mistake. I thought you were Blur The Hedgehog...

Blur: Ugh... so anyway, like as I was saying, for example, if someone has your identity or such, you don't listen to him like this!

Blur X: Hey, aren't you recording it on hedgehogtube?

Blur: HAH! -Punches Blur X in the face-

Blur X: AHH!!! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!

Blur: It's for this! -Jumps and uses Speed Thok on Blur X and backflips right back to the ground-

[WHACK]

Both: AHHHH!!! -falls from the clift filled with landmines-

[BOOM CRASH BOOM]

Blur: That's all folks! Make sure you leave a like and-- ...am I supposed to save Samantha? ... -backs away, makes a run for it and calls 911-

Blur: Yeah, 911? I have 2 injured victims here at the bottom of the clift...

-Static-

I really hope that you enjoyed this! And what about his friends? Well it turned out like this.

[DING-DONG]

Blur: I'll get it! -opens door and Samantha is standing right there-

Blur: ! Oh, uh... hey?

Samantha: -slaps Blur- YOU ALMOST KILLED ME!

Blur: Hey, it's not my fault that I needed a lot of subscribers on my hedgehogtube channel!

Samantha: -demonic voice- YOU DID THIS BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO BECOME FAMOUS?!

Blur: Pretty much!

Samantha: ...

Blur: Samantha?

Samantha: I'm going to bash your head open...

Blur: Oh crud...

And Blur lived hapily ever beated to death.

The end.

This post has been edited one or more times, the last time was:
2014-03-15 05:02:30

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minecraft777 (2014-03-16 04:58:34)

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Lol this is pretty funny

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