epicpwner2003 (2014-03-25 22:15:45)

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Johto Region, New Bark Town

Giovanni: You do know why we're in Johto, right?

Rocket Grunt 1: To steal the starter Pokémon.

Giovanni: Exactly. That boy...Ian, I mean...won't ever beat us with Eevee. A normal type, it is.

Rocket Grunt 2: Cyndaquil can use a Fire-type move and kill it right away!

Meowth: Yeah!

Giovanni: We will rule the world. Now, let's get back to Virdian City and get to base.

Pallet Town

Ian: *walking torwards Virdian City*

Oak: Wait!

Ian: *stops in grass* ???

Oak: Wild Pokémon are here! You need your own!

*Pikachu appears*

Oak: Go! Gastly!

Pikachu: Pika!

Oak: Gastly! Use Confuse Ray!

Gastly: *attacks*

Pikachu: Piiiikaaaa...

Oak's PokéDex: Pikachu is confused

Oak: Alright! *throws PokéBall at Pikachu*

Oak's PokéDex: Pikachu was caught!

Oak: Come on!

*at the Lab*

Gary: Gramps! I need a Pokémon! NOW!

Oak: Calm down, Gary!

All: *staring at Eevee on table*

Eevee: Eevee!

Gary: I GET IT! *throws Great Ball at Eevee*

Gary's PokéDex 5.2: Defending Pokémon Eevee's Status: Caught

Gary: Gramps, I told you to update my PokéDex!

Oak: Quiet, Gary.

Oak's PokéDex: Pikachu hurt itself in confusion!

Pikachu: Pika! PIKA!

Oak's PokéDex: Pikachu fainted

Oak: Damn it! *uses Max Revive on Pikachu*

Oak: Ian, take this Pikachu

*Ian obtains Pikachu*

Pikachu: Piiiiiiikaaaaaa...

Ian: I wanted Squirtle though...Meh

Gary: Wait, Ian! I wanna battle!

Ian: Honestly, Gary...

Gary: What?

Ian: ...there are too many bottles and stuff around here to fight with Pokémon.

Oak: *pouring vial into PokéBall*

Gary: So? *sends out Eevee*

Ian: Oh, fine. Go! Pikachu!

Pikachu: Pika...CHU!!

Eevee: Eevee! Eeeeeveeeee!!

Oak: *drops vial and vial smashes* !

Ian: Thundershock!

Gary: Tackle!

Gary's PokéDex 5.2: Critical Hit!

Pikachu: Piiikaaa (translation: you, Eevee.)

Ian: Thundershock!

Gary's PokéDex 5.2: Eevee fainted

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epicpwner2003 (2014-03-26 23:54:24)

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Ian goes to Virdian!

Gary: you! Imma go and level up my Pokémon! *runs off*

Pikachu: *exits Pokéball* PIIKAA

Ian: Okay then...

Virdian City

Ian: So this is Virdian City...

Scientist: Wait up!

Ian: What do you want?

Scientist: Oak wanted me to give this to you! *hands Ian PokéDex*

Ian: Okay then...

Scientist: I'd better be back to the lab...

Scientist's Pichu: Pi! CHU!!

Scientist: *runs to lab*

Ian: Huh...weird

Rocket Grunt: Huh! You have a rare Pikachu!

Ian: Yeah, Oak gave it to me

Grunt: Well, I can't find any and need one for my "research!"

Ian: Alright, I'll fight you for it!

Grunt: Very well, destroy them, Cyndaquil!

Ian: C'mon, Pikachu! Use Thundershock!

Grunt: Tackle!

Ian: Thundershock!

Grunt: *thinks* Thundershock seems pretty effective... *says* Cyndaquil! Ember!

Ian: Damn it! Use Thundershock!

*Cyndaquil faints*

Grunt: Darn! I'm out of Pokémon...

Ian: And Cyndaquil is a Johto Pokémon...

Grunt: Well, I'm Matt, and I used to work for Team Rocket.

Ian: Okay, I'm Ian. Where did you get that Cyndaquil?

Matt: Well, my boss gave it to me

Ian: Okay then...why didn't you catch it?

Matt: Uhh...

-Chapter End-

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epicpwner2003 (2014-03-27 21:19:40)

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From Pallet to Virdian, from Virdian to Pewter...

Ian: Huh. No response.

Matt: What if I told you I am only allowed to steal or buy Pokemon?

Ian: Whatever. Let's go.

(Virdian Forest)

Ian: Okay, Pikachu, let's go.

Pikachu: Pika!

Matt: You're lucky you start with such a rare Pokemon.

Merchant: PokeBalls! Potions! Repels! Everything a trainer needs for the lowest prices!

Ian: I do have $3000...

Matt: I have $46000!

Ian: How?!

Matt: It "pays" to have a job.

Ian: No puns...

Merchant: Hmm. I see you have lots of cash. I don't just sell items! I also sell rarer Pokemon!

Ian: I want to see your stock.

Merchant: Well, I have a deal for you! Give me...let's say $200, and you get...

Ian: A...what?

Merchant: Squirtle!!!

Ian: Looks like the money would be well-spent...

Policeman: Hey! Stop right there!

Merchant: !

Policeman: You are under arrest for illegal Pokemon selling!

Merchant: Alright then...Charizard! Trap him!

Charizard: *makes fire cage around Policeman*

Merchant: Now, you must leave! Tell no one about this place!

SWAT Member: *shoots Merchant*

Merchant: If you don't-*dies*

Ian & Matt: *running*

(Pewter City)

Ian: Let's go fight Br-

Matt: Wait! Pikachu can't beat him!

Ian: Huh...

Matt: Hey, something's going on in the plaza!

Rocket Grunt: ...and I demand you to give your Pokemon to me right now!

Ian: I have to stop him...

-Chapter End-

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epicpwner2003 (2014-03-28 00:30:22)

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Why does no one read this?

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epicpwner2003 (2014-03-29 00:13:17)

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A new Team Addition (3)

Ian: *looks at Pikachu's PokeBall*

Pikachu: *Thundershocks the Ball*

Gastly: GASTLY!!!!!!!

Ian: Huh, this could be a great addition to the team.

Gastly: *moan*

Ian: *tosses PokeBall at Gastly*

Ian's PokeDex: Gastly was caught!

Ian: WOOT!

Matt: *throwing PokeBalls at a Rattata* Damn it, just stay in!

Ian: *walks to Rocket Grunt* Hey!

Rocket Grunt: Oh, you want a battle? Mew! GO!

Ian: *sends out Gastly* Go! Use Confuse Ray!

PokeDex: Mew is confused!

Rocket Grunt: Psychic!

PokeDex: Mew hurt itself in confusion!

Rocket Game: !

Ian: Lick!

PokeDex: Mew fainted, Gastly is Level 3!

Rocket Grunt: Okay! Go! Rattata!

Ian: Confuse Ray!

Rocket Grrunt: Hyper Fang!

PokeDex: The move is unaffectave!

Ian: Finish it with Lick!

*Rattata faints*

Rocket Grunt: Dang it!

-Chapter End-

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epicpwner2003 (2014-03-29 16:31:32)

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Ian vs. Brock! (4)

Ian: *enters Gym*

Camper: You'll never beat Brock with a Pikachu!

Ian: Is that a challenge?

Camper: Sure. Go! Sandshrew!

Ian: Go! Gastly! Use Lick!

Camper: Tackle!

PokeDex: Gastly is unaffected

Ian: I told you I could beat Brock! Lick!

*Sandshrew faints*

Camper: Go! Geodude!

Ian: Confuse Ray!

Camper: Defence Curl!

PokeDex: Geodude's Defence rose!

Ian: Confuse Ray!

*Geodude faints*

Camper: Damn it...

Ian: Now, for Brock!

Brock: You think you can beat me? Go ahead and try!

*Epic Gym Leader battle music plays in background*

Brock: Go! Geodude!

Ian: Gastly! GO! Use Confuse Ray!

Brock: *thinks* , it's a ghost type... *says* Geodude! Use Tackle!

Ian: Gastly, come back! Go! Pikachu!

Brock: Hah hah, Tackle!

Ian: Thundershock on the sprinklers!

*water sprays on Geodude making him faint*

Brock: Onix! Get'm!

Ian: Thundershock on sprinklers again!

*Brock's Onix faints*

Brock: Darn it! Here's your Boulderbadge! And a TM, teaching Bide.

Ian: Oh yeah!!!

-Chapter End-

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epicpwner2003 (2014-03-31 23:45:39)

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A Boat to Some other place that no one cares about except everyone cares about it and this title is long (5)

Ian: To-

???: Hey!

Ian: Huh?

-Blackout-

Ian & Matt: *wake up on a boat*

???: Now...

Ian: Wait! Who are you?

???: My name is Chiane, and I challenge you to a battle!

Ian: Okay! Go! Gastly!

Chiane: A "haunting" start...Go! Eevee!

Ian: Gastly! Confuse Ray!

PokeDex: Eevee is confused!

Eevee: EEVEEEEE!!!!!

Chiane: Huh, use Ghost Tackle!

PokeDex: Gastly fainted

Ian: *yawn* Go, Pikachu!

Chiane: Ghost Tackle!

Ian: *thinks* What is Ghost Tackle? *says* Thundershock!

*Eevee faints*

Chiane: That's it! Go! Pichu!

Ian: *thinks* , I can't use Thundershock... *says* Quick Attack!

Chiane: Tackle...?

Ian: Finish it with Quick Attack!

*Pichu faints*

Chiane: Now for my last Pokemon! He'll beat you! Go! Cubone!

Ian: Quick Attack!

Chiane: Boomerang!

Ian: Quick Attack!

*Cubone faints*

Chiane: Damn it! Can I join you? On your journey?

Ian: Sure?

-Chapter End-

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epicpwner2003 (2014-04-01 12:04:24)

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The Shortest Chapter (6)

Ian: *looks around* So, why are we on a boat?

Chiane: Uhhhhhhhhhhh...

Matt: I need a new Pokemon!

*Meowth runs at Matt*

Matt: Oh god! Go! Cyndaquil! Use Ember!

Meowth: Owwwwww...

Matt: *tosses pokeball at Meowth*

PokeDex: Meowth was caught!

Matt: Huh. *sends out Meowth*

Meowth: Hi.....?

Ian: *looking at PokeGear map card* Uh guys...

Matt: What?

Ian: I don't think we're in Kanto anymore...

-TBC-

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epicpwner2003 (2014-04-03 23:38:24)

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OMG NO MORE KANTO caps (7)

Chiane: Shiz nugget.

Ian: What?

Chiane: It's a thing I do

Fisher: *fishing* OMG I CAUGHT- oh, it's just a Magikarp.

Ian: Huh, a Fisher...

Fisher: I need to battle...

Chiane: *heals all her Pokemon*

Ian: I'll fight you!

Chiane: NO! *shoves Ian into railing* I'm gonna fight him!

Fisher: Very well, go, Goldeen!

Chiane: Go! Eevee! Use Tackle!

Fisher: Use Waterfall!

Chiane: Gah! Ghost Tackle!

*Goldeen faints*

Fisher: Go! Magikarp!

Chiane: Tackle!

Ian: I WANNA FIGHT!

Fisher: Okay. Go! Rattata!

Ian: Go! Pikachu! Thundershock on Rattata!

Fisher: Splash on Eevee, Magikarp! Tackle on Pikachu, Rattata!

Ian: Okay then... Use Thundershock in a ball!

Chiane: Tackle on the ball!

PokeDex: Eevee has Superpowered!

Chiane: Now! Superpowered Ghost Tackle!!!

*Magikarp and Rattata faint*

Everyone except Ian and Chiane: WHAT??!!

-TBC-

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spadeguy (2014-04-04 01:22:03)

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"The shortest chapter" ended briefly.

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epicpwner2003 (2014-04-04 21:16:03)

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It wasn't called "The shortest chapter" for nothin'. 'Nuff said.

YESH! MEH FIRST COMMENT!! d--b

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epicpwner2003 (2014-04-04 21:36:03)

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...Kalos Starters? (8)

Scientist: God!! Come here!!!

Ian: What?

Scientist: You-You have a K-K-Kanto P-P-Pokemon!

Ian: Yeah...?

Scientist: MUST BATTLE!! Wait, there's 3 of you...How about we battle all at once?

Ian: Yeah, one Pokemon for each trainer!

Scientist: Okay! Go! Froakie, Chespin and Fennekin!

Ian: Go! Pikachu!

Chiane: Go! Eevee!

Matt: Go! Cyndaquil!

Ian: Thundershock on Froakie!

Chiane: Tackle on Chespin!

Matt: Tackle on Fennekin!

Scientist: Tackle on whoever!

Ian: Repeat, Pikachu!

Chiane: Tackle on Fennekin!

Matt: Ember on Chespin!

*Chespin faints*

Scientist: Ember on Pikachu, Fennekin! Bubble on Cyndaquil, Froakie!

*Cyndaquil faints*

Matt: Darn it!

Ian: Thundershock on Froakie!

*Froakie faints*

Chiane: Ghost Tackle on Fennekin!

*Fennekin faints*

Scientist: Damn it! As a reward, I'll give you a Kalos starter!

Ian: Froakie!!!

Matt: Fennekin!

Chiane: And that leaves Chespin...

-Chapter End-

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epicpwner2003 (2014-04-08 23:34:16)

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Lucias Region (9)

*Boat docks*

Captain: We have reached the Lucias reigon. Next stop: Kalos.

All: *walk off*

Ian: Huh.

*The town they've arrived in is small*

Ian: This place has gotta have a route...

Matt: Hey, it's a Pokémon Stadium!

Ian: Okay, let's go there!

*In the Stadium*

Trainer: *sends out Gengar*

Gengar: *Scratches Nidorian*

Trainer 2: *returns Nidorian and sends out Onix*

Onix: *uses Rock Tomb*

Announcer: And Onix's Rock Tomb!

Ian: Booorrrrriiiiiiiinnnnnngggggg.

Chiane: Shut up!

Pikachu: Piiiiiikkkkkkaaaaaa!!!

*Everyone gets eletricuted and power goes out*

Ian: *runs*

-Chapter End-

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