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My cat won't stop doing drugs. Please help
3DLuigiMario (2014-04-27 08:10:21)You've cat to be kitten me right meow.
Lord Dimmy!
[IMG]http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/a/t/aticum.gif?8[/IMG]Dimentio (2014-07-10 09:59:14)
I'm the smart one~
[IMG]http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/a/t/aticum.gif?8[/IMG]Dimentio (2014-07-10 09:59:14)
I'm the smart one~
AntiChrist (2014-04-27 16:04:41)Update: okay guys, it's gotten worse. I've been trying to tell my family that our "cat" is actually a human but they won't believe me. I called the cops on my "cat" but he beat up all the cops and escaped from jail. This is starting to get rediculaus and he says he's planning to kill me. I don't know what to do!
3DLuigiMario (2014-04-27 23:59:02)plz b carful kk dung wory! M here fr u
Lord Dimmy!
[IMG]http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/a/t/aticum.gif?8[/IMG]Dimentio (2014-07-10 09:59:14)
I'm the smart one~
[IMG]http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/a/t/aticum.gif?8[/IMG]Dimentio (2014-07-10 09:59:14)
I'm the smart one~
AntiChrist (2014-05-03 12:23:41)Things have gotten worse. My cat listens to nickleback now. Oh, and I probably should mention that I've been trapped in the basement for three days now, in a cage, next to a pile of dead bodies
AntiChrist (2014-05-04 13:24:12)I found a crowbar sticking out of the back of one of the bodies... I'm going to try and use it to reach the key. The only problem is there is a wire infront of it that is connected to something connected to a button on a radio with a one direction CD in it. It is a trap set up by the "cat". If I touch the wire, one direction songs will play very loudly and possibly kill me. This will be risky.
Wish me luck.
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It started when my mom came home with marijuanas and set them on the table. Se put a sign next to them saying "Don't do this stuff. It's illegal." Then my cat, being the rebellious little nutcase he is, peed on the sign, said "YOLO! I mean uh... MEOW!" and ate all 69 of the marijuanas.
He got so drunk that he kept saying "dude I swear I'm seeing things mannn. I'm tripping balls over here bro."
He then got into a fetal position and started singing the pokemon theme song backwards while rocking back and forth. It was complete freaking illuminati crap going on there.
After the effects wore off, he decided to snort some LSD. He claimed that for a whole minute, he couldn't hear anything because it was too dark in the room. But I had the lights on.
He eventually started writing weird symbols everywhere in his own blood mixed with his piss and when I asked him what he was doing, he screamed "I'M TRYING TO SUMMON SATANNNN!!!"
He ended up accidentally summoning more drugs instead. He's been using this method to get more drugs all the time. He won't stop doing them. Please give me some advice, I'm really scared. I'll keep you guys updated in this thread.