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Flirting about my cousins girlfriend
Started by Jacobv
(2014-04-25 04:59:40)
Jacobv (2014-04-25 04:59:40)
At my grandmothers 70th birthday my cousin brought his girlfriend. I never thought he would ever get one. So me being a idiot try to break them up unfortunately it didn't work. They are a pretty good couple though. I was whispering that he made a good choice but him knowing what I was doing said everything that I said to him out loud. So I got tired of it and stop talking to him. Later on he went to go help serve people food. Of course his girlfriend followed him. I waited a few minutes and walked over. I just wanted to go talk to him but I got food too so it wouldn't look obvious that I just wanted to talk to him. I came at the right moment too. She asked him,"What should I do?" He said,"Smile and look pretty." So I walk over and say,"She already is." Luckily she didn't hear. He asks me,"What." I looked up at him with a face that says you know what I said, mixed with a smile, and mixed in with a look that would say i'm stupid all at the same time. Then he says,"You hitting on my girlfriend." I just walked away. It was funny.
Edgee (2015-06-05 23:03:14)
"pretty good couple"?
That girl is long gone now. right?

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2015-06-05 23:03:55

carlos11 (2015-06-06 06:49:23)
Hold on there, casanova. You might wanna slow down, you're going to fast.


Leave this thread open. It can stay.

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2015-06-06 06:51:30

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AntiChrist (2015-06-06 15:19:02)
Is There anybody on this website who isn't socially retarded?
Draazen (2015-06-08 06:24:24)
Lol. Grab her ass and kiss her.
Nutsy (2015-06-08 14:17:43)
Touch her butt and buy her a pizza.
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BirdJesus (2015-06-18 03:00:22)
all my children are dead
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rageguy (2015-07-11 14:54:03)
Why does this forum exist.
-rage
Jacobv (2015-08-17 09:03:46)
cuz its funny
 

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