Bean (2014-04-25 20:18:24)

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I was with my brother one night, we wondered what to watch...

He picked up the remastered version of The Muppets Season 1. He offered if we wanted to watch it. I said yes, since I loved The Muppets as a kid. He put Disc 1 in the DVD player, who the hell still uses one of those? We do.

It was going normally at first. We hit play all. The thing started, but it wasn't right.

Kermit said "WELCOME TO KERMIT'S BOX, WITH OUR SPECIAL GUEST, YOUR CORPSE!", before bursting into hyper realistic blood. We continued to watch. The theme song was played at a pitch so high, we had to turn the volume down to mute.

When Gonzo hit the drum, blood splattered everywhere in my room, but it got even worse when the show started.

The first act was Kermit's Box. Kermit the Frog held a picture lf me, and turned it into an on-screen real me. I was shocked. Kermit then beat the crap out of it. He then said "I'm coming to your house". He got on his bike and came to my house. I then heard somebody knock on my door. Kermit bashed by door down after five minutes, and killed my brother. He then stuffed me in his box and took me back to The Muppets studio.

He told me I have 5 minutes to live unless I become his terrorism figurehead. I said no. I don't have much time left...

Kermit kept me in his box, he threw the box into the fir


lol, this was my typical creepypasta impression.

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Bean (2014-04-28 15:54:17)

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^ I've seen that.

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meowflash (2014-04-28 20:40:13)

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Bad Kermit!

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AmayaTime8D (2014-04-30 00:27:53)

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LOL I LOVE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE
wow sugaisugai
needs more action, but i'm not saying i could do any better lol

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