meowflash (2014-05-06 00:58:01)

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One day, I was searching for DVDs and found one that said, "What Have I Done, Charlie Brown?" and played it on a DVD player. I was home alone. When the video started, a Paramount logo appeared with the mountain broken, but, something felt weird when the title appeared. The theme song was playing in G major and the title had a blood stain on it. When the song was over, the camera cut to Charlie Brown walking down the street. He had his eyebrows at a mean state and he was smiling. Then he went inside Linus' house. Linus was there watching TV. Charlie Brown said, "Hello, Linus. It's a nice day today! Want to play baseball with me?" Linus said nothing for a long time, then he said a beep and a yes without his mouth moving. Then they went outside to play baseball. Charlie Brown was the pitcher and Linus was the batter, but, hey! Where's everyone else? Charlie Brown pitched and when Linus swung, he hit his face and said, "How'd it go fast? I hit myself in the face! It's the bat's fault," and he broke the bat. Charlie Brown said, "Rats" and left. There we have Charlie Brown walking down the street again, but, the street wasn't going anywhere. He was sad with blood on his shoes. Then the camera cut to his backyard. Lucy van Pelt was there, but, she was mad. She said, "I hate everyone. I even hate my brother. I even hate the viewer." I was the viewer, though. Then she took a picture of me and turned it into a real me in Peanuts style. I was upset. She was beating it up and stabbing it and pinning it down with a football! Then she said, "I'm coming to his house right now!" and left. Meanwhile, in reality, someone was knocking my door. "Come in," I said as I opened it, but, Lucy was there! She dragged me to Charlie Brown's town. When we got there, she threw me into the outside of Charlie Brown's house. I lay unconscious for 45 seconds and got up and ran away. Lucy was chasing me with a knife saying, "Give up your hopes, idiot! I am the ruler of all worlds!" She chased me until I went to the lake. When Charlie Brown came by, I said, "What have I done, Charlie Brown?" He stood there for a few seconds and said, "You played the video and angered Lucy." "Oh," I said and we got stabbed by Lucy when she came back. Then the police came by, they arrested her. The camera cut to the court. At the court, the judge declared a ravage on Lucy. All of the adults and Charlie Brown's friends revived me and him and then went to the park, where Lucy was. When they got there, the rebel leader said, "Lucy, now is your chance to die." Everyone killed Lucy and blew up her corpse. Hyper-realistic blood splattered the park. Everyone rejoiced and gave us each a huge picnic basket full of food. Then I left Charlie Brown's town and went home. When the video ended, I took out the DVD and sold it on Amazon.com and started to eat. What a crazy day.

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