epicpwner2003 (2014-05-28 21:09:56)

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Episode 1 - How to Derp TF2 style.

Years ago...

Teacher: What is this? *holds up candy bar*

Spy: A DERPY SQUID!

Scout: You idiot, it's a health bar!

Teacher: Good job, Scout. Class dismissed.

Spy: The hell is wrong with you scout.

Scout: #Everything

Present time

Scout: Hey Spy...

Spy: What?

Scout: Want this derpy squid? *holds up health bar*

Spy: You are dead meat. *Pulls out cigarette*

Demoman: FHFEKC8V4SQ4N6 GLLLIIIITTTTTCCCCCHHHHHHH *glitches*

Heavy: The derp?

Demoman: #Derp ME DERP LIKE THE SQUID BGGSU RF5RVE5N9TBV4 4Y7 YY5D7CTRL ALT DEL!

The Demoman kills everyone, then glitches into 3DSPlaza.

Bean: What. The. .

SomeLuigi: *smacks Demoman with Banhammer*

Demoman: U CANT BAN ME TGSUV36B5 F5B RAAAEEEEEGGGG *consumes SomeLuigi*

FluxerCry: It's a 404. Wait, am I in a script story?

Robdeprop: Yep.

FluxerCry: Damn.

A PM is sent to everyone, reading:

We have found a TF2 error in the homepage. Stay at your profiles.

Everyone goes to the homepage.

Demoman: TF2...ISH...AWESHUM!! *consumes the Internet*

-The End-

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