meowflash (2014-06-02 05:33:07)

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In 1981, there was a cartoon made by Universal Studios about a psychopathic roach named Goober. The cartoon was called, "Goober The roach" and it involved in deadly events and pure evil. The cartoon went something like this:

One sunny day, a roach named Goober was walking around the grass when he met a caterpillar named Ziddles. "Hi, Ziddles!" he said after 5 seconds. "Hi, Goober!" said Ziddles as she was munching on a leaf. "I've got a suprise for you," said Goober, "You're going to like it." "Oh, I love surprises! What's the surprise?" "This!" Goober shouted while sticking out a knife. Then he stabbed Ziddles 5-7 times. She was bleeding! Then Goober went on to Bobby Grasshopper and said, "Hi, Bobby!" "Hello, Goober!" Bobby said, "Want to..." And then a long beep sounded, but, Bobby's lips were still moving. "Yes, Bobby," Goober said and they went to a spider named Scruff. "Good afternoon, Scruff!" Goober said. "Oi!" said Scruff. "We're here to..." said Bobby, but, another beep covered the rest of his voice. Then, Goober and Bobby ripped off Scruff's legs and stomped his body. Blood splattered everywhere! After that, Goober and Bobby killed all the other insects, except for roaches and grasshoppers. They even killed a mouse named Squeaky! They had evil faces and then, they sliced humans into pieces! They did many killings! Then they shot the birds down and started eating them! It was all terrible! Then, a screen showed up saying that Goober and Bobby were rulers of the planet! Then a malevolent picture of the murder scene appeared while the theme song played. And then, test bars appeared with Goober's face and Bobby's face on them. After that, the cartoon was over. It showed a preview that taught people that Goober and Bobby were psychopathic insects since they were born and they killed their parents and no insect was harmed in the making of the cartoon. After the preview showed a clip of Ghostface moping for 30 seconds while the camera zoomed to him.

In 1985, the staff at Universal were thinking about making a cartoon about a roach. One of them had drawn a concept art of the cartoon roach with fangs and named the roach "Apa", short for "Aparat". One of them thought about the star of the cartoon with shades and a pistol. One of them had an idea for a scene in which Apa turned a tree into a slaughterhouse by killing a family of squirrels. The animator, who was a little drunk, started animating the cartoon and the characters and played the whole animation. Then there was voice acting going on throughout the animation. The squirrel scene was there along with extra scenes, one where Apa strangled a dog, one where his grasshopper friend blew up an anthill and one where Apa and the grasshopper ate bunnies at a bunny hole. The animation caused a bunch of people to get seizures and then the animator caught his hand stuck in the film reel and started bleeding. A man said, "Curse you, Apa!" Then people started talking about the animation and soon, the roach was renamed "Goober" and the grasshopper was named "Bobby". Then the editor took out the squirrel scene, the dog scene, the anthill scene and the bunny scene. At last, the cartoon was named, "Goober The roach" and published in 1981. Leonard got a copy and played it, however, he got spooked out.

Notes:

1. It is highly recommended that you don't watch the cartoon.
2. Never say Aparat or Apa out loud. That might summon a demon.
3. The cartoon's publisher was called Rouge Cartoons.
4. Universal Studios is also famous for the Woody Woodpecker cartoon.
5. Children's cartoons, unlike Goober, had no blood in it.

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