Bean (2014-06-03 19:48:16)

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*3 hours later*

Bean: Okay, we're here.

Toxiphobe: THE MAGICAL LAND OF CRAP!

Mega: *Drugged* Is that Scootaloo I see? *Runs towards a lady*

Lindsay: Oh no, it's the side effects...

Bean: Salamence, drag Mega away.

*Salamence stops Mega by dragging him*

Mega: DON'T TAKE ME AWAY FROM SCOOTALOO! I WANT TO MOLEST HER!

Connor: That's not Scootaloo.

Bean: Thanks Salamence. *Withdraws Salamence, and Skarmory too*

Lindsay: By the way, Jack...

Bean: wat

Lindsay: He sees everyone as a pony because of those drugs we used to prevent him from accidentally destroying the Pony vore Balloon, and he acts differently. This'll wear off soon.

Mega: Jack? APPLEJACK! *Jumps on Lindsay*

Dragonite: Dragon-ite. *Fire punches Mega in the face*

Lindsay: Thanks, Dragonite...

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The 5 walk along a path to find somewhere.

*Grass shakes*

Lindsay: Huh?

*Screen goes black*

SocialNeko Member appeared!

Go! Dragonite!

*Lindsay tries to capture the SN Member with a bag*

The Wild SN member was caught!

Bean: Sell it in that store over there!

Connor: This isn't ACNL.

*The 5 walk in to the store*

Bean: Hey, can we sell this SN member?

Shop Owner: £5. Deal?

Lindsay: Alright!

Connor: We need to do this more.

*Everyone walks out the store*

King Noob: Hi. I am the owner of this land. King Noob!

Toxiphobe: *Sarcastic* I'm scared.

King Noob: Join my clan of slaves or face something much more dangerous...

Bean: Your face?

Mega: A pony hater?

Lindsay: The police?

Connor: Ponies?

Toxiphobe: Sinnoh?

King Noob: No. Team Idiot's secret weapon...

Princess Prince: The freezinatorgazormech!

King Noob: Thank you, daughter.

Mega: Only if you let me molest Scootaloo!

King Noob: Okay. Get in the cage.

*Mega walks inside the trap*

Dalton: DON'T GO IN THERE! IT'S A TRAP!

*The cage flies up in to the sky*

Little5: MEGA!

Bean: Crap. Ride your rides.

*Bean sends out Salamence and Skarmory*

Lindsay: Dragonite! Me and Fola need you to get us to Mega!

Bean: Where the hell did Little and Dalton come from?

*Connor and Little sit on Skarmory, while Bean and Dalton ride Salamence and Lindsay & Fola ride Dragonite*

*The three Pokemon chase down the cage*

Dalton: Salamence, use Zen Headbutt on the cage!

*Salamence zen headbutts the cage*

Mega: It won't work.

Lindsay: Dragonite, FIRE PUNCH!

*Dragonite's fire punch does nothing*

Connor: Crap, Skarmory has nothing to fight with.

Little: What are you going to do?

Connor: BE A HERO! *Jumps off Skarmory, trying to reach Mega*

*King Noob's helicopter appears*

King Noob: Fool! There's a fire, if you fall, you'll not only break every bone, you'll burn yourself!

*Connor grabs Mega's cage*

King Noob: HAHAHA! *Shoots Connor's hands with a specially designed gun*

Connor: *Falling very fastly* AAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

King Noob: *Captures everyone but Connor in a cage* I'll let everyone but Mega go, however, I have learned you are from 3DSPlaza. I will freeze 3DSPlaza and rule it like I did to this land. Connor should have died already, so I'm letting you go. But you'll be on the other side of my land! *Sends their cage to the city of bomb testing*

Mega: HELP MEEE!!!

*King Noob's helicopter grabs Mega's cage, then teleports*

Dalton: We're going to a bomb testing site?

Everyone: Yup.

Dalton: Hopefully my Luna will be there...

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Is Connor dead, or alive? FIND OUT SOON!

TBC

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2014-06-04 02:50:34

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AgurettiLeaf (2014-06-03 19:54:50)

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I LOVE IT. .o. Keep doing this or I kill you. 1+

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little5 (2014-06-03 19:55:11)

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Who cares about Connor? Let's hope that they don't kill us in the city if bomb testing..

Good story, +1

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AgurettiLeaf (2014-06-04 14:32:06)

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*cries*

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