epicpwner2003 (2014-06-07 13:59:00)

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Tip 1: Never use Metapod.

Connor: Go! Metapod!

Bean: Go! Pikachu!

(five hours later)

Bean: Thundershock...

Connor: Harden.

Bean: I HATE YOU

Tip 2: Don't catch 6 Rattata.

Connor: Go! Sixth Rattata!

Bean: Pikachu! Use Thundershock!

Rattata: *faints*

Connor: ...

Tip 3: Don't sensor your talking.

Connor: YOU SON OF A [CENSORED] I SHOULD'VE [CENSORED] BEATEN YOU

Tip 4: Don't challenge Ash Ketchum.

Tip 5: Don't try to be the very best.

Ash: I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST, LIKE-

little5: -everyone already was, wuss.

Tip 6: Don't put FluxerCry in a script.

FluxerCry: First I'm in a script, a crappy one nonetheless, next I'm unable to catch Pidgey, then I have to lose to a Mewtwo. THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU.

Tip 7: Feed steroids to defending Pokémon.

Bean: Here, Pidgey! Have some steroids!

Pidgey: Pid-geyyyyyy *blows up*

Tip 8: Lavender Town is love, Lavender Town is life.

Red: Yay! I'm in Lavend- *drools from the music* I'M SO DRUNK- *faints*

Tip 9: Play the Midnight Game.

And Tip 10: DIG. STRAIGHT. DOWN.

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