AntiChrist (2014-07-19 16:18:18)

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Once upon a time there was a guy named Steve. Even though Steve is the main character, we won't learn anything about him. He doesn't get any character development. Why? Because SCREW YOU STEVE that's why.

*insert a short paragraph that consists of only two sentences*

*the plot doesn't advance whatsoever*

TO BE CONTINUED OMG

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AntiChrist (2014-07-19 16:21:01)

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CONTINUED:

Steve went to school and saw his friend. His friend was bob.

Bob: *does something that's supposed to be funny* *insert troll face*

*insert a paragraph about Steve being at school with bob. Neither of them have any character development. Author tries way to hard to crack a funny joke every ten seconds.*

Then all of a sudden, zombies appeared and ate Steve's best friend bob. This part is supposed to be really sad but isn't because non didnt get any character development.

Tldr version: screw Bob


TO BE CONTINUED OMG

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AntiChrist (2014-07-19 16:23:08)

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Steve got a gun somehow and is the only one in his class who is able to survive because he's the protagonist. Suddenly he is about to be eaten by zombies, when BAM! A new guy shows up and saves him. His name is Max.

"Hi, I'm Max. I'm not going to have a description, or any character development whatsoever. I'm important though."

TO BE CONTINUED

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AntiChrist (2014-07-19 16:27:30)

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CONTINUED:

Bob and Max started killing zombies, then a guy named Todd showed up. Guess how many character development he get?

*insert another crappy scene that's supposed to be funny*

"Hey guys, to kill all the zombies, we have to destroy the thing then every zombie will die."

Said Todd

"Okay"

Said Steve.

"Wait, isn't the author going to explain how you know about the thing, why the thing kills all the zombies if its destroyed, or even where the zombies came from?"

Asked bob

"Nope."

Said Todd. Why? Because author is just making this up as he goes along. Screw rough drafts.


TO E CONTINUED OMG

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AntiChrist (2014-07-19 16:32:25)

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CONTINUED:

Steve, bob and Todd had to kill all the zombies so they could get to the thing. Suddenly a female character showed up.

Female: Hi

Steve: *falls in love with the girl for no reason*

Female: *doesn't get a description or a personality. Just kills zombies.*

Oops, wait a minute... I forgot that bob was supposed to be dead! Oops. Oh well. Hopefully nobody will notice.

Bob: *somehow is able to tell that Steve likes female* dude you should like totally date female.

Steve: no i 2 scare

Female: hey steve, I like you for no reason.

Steve: yay


TO BE CONTINUED

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LaughingJill (2014-07-19 18:22:14)

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bes sturry evr

lik i f u cri evrytim

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AntiChrist (2014-07-19 19:50:10)

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CONTINUED:

Female: *doesn't die because the main character likes her*

Max: hey, how come we are the only ones able to get close to the thing, even though we are only a few kids? Wouldn't it be the military or police force that would end up being able to destroy the thing?

Steve: shhh. This story doesn't have to make sense. It's in the story forum of 3DSPlaza where everyone's expectations are low.

Todd; so you're saying that the preteens that go in this section of the forums actually like this crap? How come they never comment on the GOOD stories though?

Bob: It's because when they click on it and see a paragraph longer than three sentences, they assume it's too long and decide not to read it. They would rather read stories either in very small parts, or just scripts.

Steve: exactly. Also, the masterpieces aren't seen by the people willing to read them because they are drowned by all the crappy scripted ones that are bumped. A story about 3dsplaza users as "high schoolers" or warriors or something would have a higher chance of being seen.

Max: but Steve, a lot of the ones about 3dsplaza users like the high school one actually are pretty funny sometimes.

Steve: true, they may have their funny moments every once in a while, but think about all those kids that have no electronics except for a dsi/3ds and the only place they can post their stories are here. People like them post long, complex stories with many interesting characters and realism, but their stories never get the full appreciation they deserve. I WOULD comment on them if I could find them more often. However, they are buried beneath the ones that weren't worked as hard on, and won't ev-

*suddenly steve was interrupted by a whole bunch of people screaming "TOO LONG, DIDN'T LISTEN!" *

Todd; sorry, I sort of just ignored everything you said just now.

Bob: *finds the thing* zomg i found the thing!

TO BE COMTINUED

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Jason2k14 (2014-07-19 22:17:42)

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Now I want pancakes -d

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little5 (2014-07-19 22:34:20)

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ok

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Aleks (2014-07-19 23:16:51)

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This is hilarious.

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AntiChrist (2014-07-20 01:58:28)

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CONTINED:

Todd: *destroys the thing*

Max: WAIT! This isn't right. This is supposed to be a GENERIC story!

Steve: what do you mean?

Max: it's supposed to be STEVE that destroys the thing because he is the protagonist. Not Todd.

Steve: ohhhh yeah that's right. Since I am more important than everybody else, even though I didn't get any character development, I'm supposed to be the only one who does anything important because everything revolves around me, right?

Female: exactly. That explains why I don't like Todd instead of you.

Bob: yep. Screw everyone, except Steve because he's the main character.

Suddenly a hue zombie showed up...

Special zombie: I AM THE MASTER ZOMBIE! I am the final antagonist. Even though I was never mentioned before, I, apperantly am the guardian of the thing! I also command all the zombies.

Bob: *tries to kill the master zombie*

Todd; bob, you idiot. Steve is the only one strong enough to kill the master because he's the main character. Remember?

Bob: oh yeah.

Suddenly the author decided to make a crappy plot twist that doesn't really shock anyone because character development wasn't added.

Bob: Hey guys I was actually a zombie all along so I am betraying you.

Everyone: *ghasp!* o: much shock! Very surprise!

Bob: you see, when I died and came back to life, I actually came back as a zombie.

Todd; wait, how come you can talk and everything but the other zombies ca-

Bob: *shoots Todd* shh. Don't point out the authors plot holes.

TOBECONTINUEDOMG

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Dimentia (2014-07-20 21:10:43)

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Scare now buzes ow riffed

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LaughingJill (2014-07-21 22:00:24)

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Dun let dis die

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