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Club penguin chaos
Dimentia (2014-08-05 06:17:03)This actually might happen in the normal day of Cpps.me.
Go to boo, i moved there.
BirdJesus (2014-08-05 23:10:37)Club Penguin in a nutshell.
"Ugh, I need to go masturbate now. Whenever I get mad or worried, that's what I do."
-mega, the homosexual animal rapist.
-mega, the homosexual animal rapist.
Dimentia (2014-08-06 02:22:20)I'm serious. Go spend a day on Capps.me. Any Capps, really.
Go to boo, i moved there.
BirdJesus (2014-08-06 04:07:35)I used to go on CPPS Pro all the time. I have no idea what happened to it, since it was my favorite private server.
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"Ugh, I need to go masturbate now. Whenever I get mad or worried, that's what I do."
-mega, the homosexual animal rapist.
-mega, the homosexual animal rapist.
Dimentia (2014-08-07 04:52:46)^ Try Cpps.me . It's my favorite. I'm ThePeepz.
Go to boo, i moved there.
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One day a 1337 hax0r logged onto club penguin to see a shocking surprise. Some guy wearing a fedora on his penguin avatar was hitting on his GF, which at the time was actually his cousin that also happened to have a club penguin account. He was also a guy to. He pretended to be a female and online date because it was the only way he could be a faggot without people knowing. He became a fag when he accidentally licked a unicorns left buttcheek in a past life.
Back to the story:
When 1337 hax0r saw the fedora wearing fegit hitting on his GF who CLEARLY wasn't interested and politely declined only to be harassed even more, hax0r was furious.
He waddled right up to the punks ass and told him how it was
"Aye mate. You stay away from my girl or ima punch your face into last week"
"Uwotm8? "
Everyone else online crowded around them to see everything go down. 1337 hax0r handed his virtual jacket to his GF just incase things got juicy.
"That's not wat ur mum sed to me last nite"
Said the guy in the virtual fedora.
"OHHHH HE WENT THERE! HE WENT THERE!"
Shouted a nearby penguin.
1337 hax0r was so mad that he started screaming at his computer.
"SHUT UP MELVIN"
Yelled his mother
"THAT'S 1337 HAXOR TO YOU, MOM!"
Melvin was not going to put up with this BS today.
"I'm going to have to hack you if you don't stop being a little meanie!"
Said 1337 HAXOR to the fedora wearing fegit.
The guy backed up.
"S-sorry sir. I was just kidding. Please don't hack me."
The other guy logged his ass off, and every one cheered and applauded Melvins' bravery.
The end.